Chapter 5
Title: Idiot. JPG
Admin,
Did you seriously trade the Activation Core for a bed? LOL.
ㄴ For real, what is this guy doing, not even writing any posts?
ㄴ Probably lying on the bed and sleeping, right?
ㄴ I mean, who would’ve thought he’d actually trade it for a bed?
If it were me, I would’ve exchanged it for three Lamborghinis, just saying.
ㄴ Sad fact: There really was a user who tried to trade it for a private jet.
ㄴ Fact: That’s a fact.
ㄴ Seriously?
ㄴ Yeah, there was even a yacht listed among the items offered for trade….
I didn’t expect the gallery to explode like this after I posted that I traded the Activation Core for a bed.
Who would’ve known this would become such a hot topic?
And yes, there was actually someone who offered a yacht in exchange. But what am I supposed to do with a yacht? It’s a hassle to maintain, and honestly, I’m perfectly happy with this one-room apartment.
Title: [HunterYaKaeYo] Admin, I received the Activation Core well ^^
(Image of HunterYaKaeYo comparing the size of the Activation Core with her chest.)
Ah~ The bed that the Admin took was the one I was using until last night ^^
I’ll make good use of this.
Admin, you f*cker! Did you really want that woman’s bed that much?!!!
ㄴ Hey, let’s watch our language, LOL.
ㄴ There’s no way the Admin didn’t know it was a girl’s bed when he traded for it.
ㄴ 100% true.
ㄴ Ah, LOL. Why would you trade for a yacht when you can get a woman’s bed that’s ready to use?
[Admin]: No wonder it smelled so nice, LOL.
ㄴ Open the Treasure Shop again, please please please!
ㄴ I can’t believe the Admin is acting all conceited and joking around, this is giving me a headache, LOL.
ㄴ Where do you live?
“Holy… Save this image.”
The bed really did have a nice scent. It was like hugging a woman while sleeping.
Now the gallery was on fire again, accusing me of being a conceited jerk putting on an act.
With my food, clothing, and shelter perfectly taken care of, I need to earn a bit more money, but…
Title: Is the Admin an A-rank Hunter in the EU?
I’m telling you, it’s obviously a lie that his awakened ability is Gallery Management.
Who believes that he bought the Activation Core with points? You’d have to be a sucker. He clearly killed a bunch of Golems until the Activation Core dropped.
How many people do you think can kill B-rank monsters like Golems?
If you’re a B-rank or above, don’t go picking fights recklessly. You might end up running into the Admin.
A rule by iron fist…
ㄴ Don’t mess with the Admin.
ㄴ You might not just get banned in the gallery, but in real life too.
ㄴ So I guess the posts I wrote are safe then? Okay, that’s fine.
ㄴ Are sh*tty posts more important than staying alive? LOL.
ㄴ LOL.
Then what’s the deal with the Treasure Shop? F*ck, man.
ㄴ It’s just a feature that exists. The previous Admins were just too dumb to find it.
ㄴ [Kallog]: You’re dead if we meet in real life.
ㄴ Dumbass, LOL.
ㄴ Ah, LOL. The previous Admin was B-rank too, LOL.
Title: Speculating About the Current Admin’s Identity…
As you all know, the Admin of the Hunter Gallery seems to need certain qualifications.
The first Awakened and Hunter… remember that?
Of course, it wasn’t long before he went missing, but he was the first Admin of the gallery, yeah.
Back then, the title he had was [The First One]. It was so damn cool.
The second Admin was the first person to close a B-rank Gate. His title was [The Shield Bearer].
Unfortunately, he died during the Defense of Seoul, and someone else took over as the Admin.
The common theory is that the Admin changes the moment the current Admin dies and goes to someone who meets the qualifications.
For the past 10 years, the Admins have changed countless times, but never while the Admin was still alive.
The current Admin’s title is [Throne Usurper].
Just from the title alone, you can get a sense of what kind of person the Admin is, right?
So…
Speculate ‘who’ the Admin really is for us, please.
ㄴ This guy just set up the whole premise and isn’t even going to tell us, pissing me off, LOL.
ㄴ So who the hell is the Admin, LOL.
ㄴ There are two ways to piss people off: The first is to stop talking midway, and the second is…
ㄴ It’s obviously the Hero, LOL.
Does this mean the Admin’s abilities are on the level of an S-rank? Is he still active as a Hunter?
ㄴ Yeah, it’s possible.
ㄴ Bullsh*t. If that’s true, why would the large guilds just leave him alone?
ㄴ Maybe the large guilds don’t know the Admin’s identity either.
ㄴ You think the strongest guild, Handful Squad, is just standing idly by?
ㄴ I’m in the Two Handfuls Squad.
ㄴ Dumbass.
It could be that the Admin had a second awakening.
ㄴ For real? Is that even a thing?
ㄴ I dunno. I just made it up.
ㄴ LOL, this guy is nuts, LOL.
But it’s not entirely impossible for a second awakening to happen.
ㄴ Bait.
ㄴ There’s a rumour that the leader of Handful Squad can use both martial arts and mana.
ㄴ For real?
ㄴ I dunno, just made it up.
ㄴ Somebody ban this guy.
Seeing how influential the current Admin is, I can see how incompetent the previous Admins were.
ㄴ [Kallog]: You son of a b*tch, I dare you to show your face.
ㄴ Is the Bumfool here? LOL.
ㄴ The Gallery’s Resident Idiot, LOL.
Speculating on someone’s true identity has been a hot topic since forever. I guess that kind of curiosity will never die out.
“I’ve told the truth about everything.”
You guys just didn’t believe it.
Title: Admin, are you not posting potions anymore?
The Activation Core is fine. Even if I traded for it, I wouldn’t have been able to use it. Yeah.
But… ‘Give us more potions!’
LOL, agreed. Give us more potions.
ㄴ I don’t care, just give me more. Rub, rub.
ㄴ I’ve got the money ready to buy 100 red potions. Quickly register them, go go.
ㄴ Even if you buy 100, that’s only 100,000 won. Such a big deal, huh.
Title: Admin, just give out the red potions.
Why are you acting stingy and charging 1,000 won each? Just give them out.
LOL LOL, are you buying potions yourself?
ㄴ Did you put the potions in the Admin’s care? LOL.
ㄴ Look at this shameless guy trying to take advantage.
ㄴ Is this what it takes to be a Hunter….
Sigh, if I were the Admin, I’d just give out potions everywhere.
ㄴ Sigh, if I were the Admin, I’d give them out with my own money.
ㄴ Sigh, if I were the Admin….
ㄴ Does that mean you want the Admin’s position?
ㄴ Admin!!! Here!!! It’s this guy!!!!
ㄴ Ah, shit, I was lagging for a moment. It was a joke.
ㄴ Lag? Shit! Is your brain a computer that it lags? Should I send you flying with a chairlag?
ㄴ One who seeks to usurp the Throne Usurper’s position….
ㄴ The Usurper of the Usurper’s Throne.
ㄴ [Elsa] Together, let’s cha-cha-cha.
ㄴ Your mom’s.
Huh? Look at these guys.
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Title: [Throne Usurper Admin] Hm…. Just want potions? Should I just give them out.
Oh? But why isn’t this box opening all of a sudden? Ah! I forgot the password!!
Ah~~~ Guess I just won’t open it.
Even if the red potions go back up to 100,000 won, I can’t help it….
You’ll have to struggle and buy them yourself again….
I’m sorry!! I’m sorry!! I’m sorry!!!
ㄴ What are you doing!!! Apologize quickly!!!
ㄴ It was just a joke…. I’m really sorry…
ㄴ It’s this bastard!!!!! The one who sought the throne!!!!
ㄴ Tie him to a log and set it on fire!!!!
He forgot the password to his own box, LOL LOL.
ㄴ LOL LOL LOL.
ㄴ A box (dial lock safe)
The original price of the red potion was 100,000 won anyway ㅇㅇ.
ㄴ [D-rank Porter] Admin is a god, isn’t he? LOL, are you from Muggle Gathering?
ㄴ Alchemist bastard making potions underground caught LOL.
ㄴ Look at those Muggle bastards getting what they deserve LOL.
ㄴ They’d be shaking and begging for just one potion if they met him in real life LOL, pathetic.
ㄴ [D-rank Porter] Pathetic, huh? You potion-selling Muggle bastard, LOL. You want to join the same raid party as me?
ㄴ Don’t mess with Muggle Gathering, we’ve got the Admin on our side.
ㄴ [D-rank Porter] Why don’t you ever mention me….
ㄴ It’d be a disaster if you joined us ㅇㅇ.
[Admin] I never said I was on your side?
ㄴ ?
ㄴ ?
ㄴ [Admin] For free?
ㄴ ?
ㄴ Admin! Please fill my mouth with potions!!
ㄴ Admin’s thick potion party avi.
ㄴ LOL LOL.
Title: Sigh…. Admin, I’m sorry.
(A photo bowing deeply, with a cleavage shot of a deep valley in a mountain. JPG)
Because of a friend who can’t read the room…. It must be tough…. I’m apologizing on his behalf….
To the Admin
ㄴ Let me make an acrostic poem with “To the Admin.”
ㄴ To
ㄴ To a massive being like the Admin… sniff sniff….
ㄴ The
ㄴ I’ve decided to serve as my master. So,
ㄴ Admin
ㄴ Admin, please, let’s end this game. Sniff sniff.
ㄴ Stone spear arrest.
ㄴ There it is, it popped out LOL LOL LOL.
[Admin] Hm…. Should we be on the same side….
ㄴ “Be on the same side,” LOL LOL LOL.
ㄴ LOL LOL, the buildup is amazing.
ㄴ Were you aiming to see her chest?
ㄴ [Admin] This time, I’d like to see a tanned chest….
ㄴ Confirmed.
Dozens of posts with tanned chest pictures were uploaded right after. Yeah, this is it. This is power and healing.
You shouldn’t give what they want right away. You have to play push-and-pull to drive them crazy.
Title: [Throne Usurper Admin] Just kidding.
I’m going to upload more. But I’m out of points, so I need to save up a bit. Shit.
Wait a little.
[D-rank Porter] Admin, hurry~~~ Someone’s dying~~~
ㄴ Since you’re saying it, it sounds so real wwwwwww.
ㄴ LOL LOL LOL LOL, actual situation.
ㄴ Situational drama (Not really).
If You don’t upload potions now, I’m going to Sh*t on the street.
ㄴ I’ll grill some pork belly right next to it.
ㄴ I’ll cross-dress and dance beside it.
ㄴ I’ll post a MakCass pic.
ㄴ ?
ㄴ Wait, man.
ㄴ Good. Don’t stop me.
ㄴ If I try to stop you, you’ll go crazier, so I can’t stop you.
ㄴ LOL LOL LOL LOL.
Don’t upload it. We’ll just die to the monsters from not having potions.
ㄴ ㅇㅇ, we’ll just think we died because of the Admin.
ㄴ If the Admin doesn’t upload potions, I’ll just commit suicide.
ㄴ ㅇㅇㅇ, whether we die from monsters or suicide, it’s the same.
Ah, these bastards. Now they’re threatening me. How cowardly.
Suddenly, the gallery was flooded with troublemakers. Their demands were simple.
Red potion.
They didn’t even want mana potions or invisibility potions.
Title: [Throne Usurper Admin] Just this once….
Right before I was about to ban them all, I decided to consider the users’ hard work and registered 200 red potions.
There will be no next time.
Hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ㄴ [D-rank Porter] Admin is a god! Admin is a god!!!
ㄴ It’s a bit lacking…. But I’ll let it slide this time.
ㄴ [Admin] LOL LOL, you’re banned.
ㄴ LOL, they really disappeared LOL.
ㄴ Alright!! Everyone, maintain your lines!!!
Everyone cease firing tactical nukes!!!
ㄴ The Admin is on our side!!!!
ㄴ Admin, thanks, I’ll head to the Gate as soon as dawn breaks.
ㄴ See? Admin, just do it, and it’ll work!
ㄴ You’re a bit dangerous too.
ㄴ [Admin] LOL.
ㄴ LOL, that bastard disappeared too LOL LOL LOL LOL.
ㄴ LOL LOL LOL.
[All stock has sold out.]
After selling all the potions, I fell onto my bed like a paper doll.
I couldn’t tell if the sun was setting or rising.
Mm, the scent is so good….
“Tomorrow, I’ll release new content….”
With that, I fell into a deep sleep.
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