Chapter 23
The pitiful cries of the Hunter Fanboys from the gallery were starting to spill over the walls.
Opening my eyes, I reached for the morning brunch Elsa had prepared. Today’s menu was salad pasta.
The feedback that I liked pasta was clearly reflected. Good. Elsa gets a +10 score!
That doesn’t mean I want her to do more for me. I’m just in a good mood. If Elsa has any complaints, she can meet me on the rooftop.
Hunter Gallery icons naturally blended in among the Fanboys. The plan was a success. And that means?
It’s time to open the next piece of content acquired through the quest.
Title: [Throne Usurper Admin] I just saw a male orc in an underboob bikini;;
Sorry for the bait, but try this:
Curry-flavored poop VS poop-flavored curry.
—Ah, damn it, this Admin guy, lol.
┗ Fooled again, lol.
┗ Ever since the mouse thing in your room, I knew you were something else, lol.
┗ Does baiting have Awakening levels too?
┗ Admin’s baiting is definitely SSR-level, lol.
┗ LOL
┗ This is truly worthy of the Admin title, lol.
— [D-rank Porter]: Hmm…
┗ The Porter is finally using her brain!
┗ Full brain activation!
┗ Ah, a perfect balance game, lol.
┗ This question always pops up in balance games, lol.
— [D-rank Porter]: An orc in underboob fashion might actually be kind of cool, right?
┗ ?
┗ (Brain-drip Paggomi Icon)
┗ [Elsa] (Get lost… Let it go Icon)
┗ Elsa, just lock this guy in the chat.
┗ Seal the Porter there, lol.
—Personally, isn’t poop-flavored curry better?
┗ Damn, it’s like a poop-tasting festival in your mouth.
┗ But it’s still food, right?
┗ You’ll never eat real food again if you choose this!
┗ So you’re saying you’d put poop in your mouth?
┗ Honestly, your face looks like poop anyway.
┗ What the hell are you even saying?
┗ Blocked.
┗ Whatever.
—I’d eat curry-flavored poop.
┗ Eating is my only joy; can’t resist it.
┗ Can you send a photo of your hands?
┗ Bet your hands look like Doraemon’s, lol.
┗ ? Porter, you can hold back from this, right?
┗ Porter! Wen aren’t you here fixing their grammar?!
┗ It’s “why” not “wen”!!!
Phew. Just looking at this balance question is already giving me a headache. No one could easily decide.
Anyway, the snowball from this post started rolling, leading to the next big topic.
[Title]: TS-transformed Porter VS plain old D-rank Kill-Porter
The title says it all.
—What the hell is a Kill-Porter, lol.
┗ Any party that includes the Porter gets wiped out, lol.
┗ So that’s why it’s Kill-Porter, lol.
┗ The name just sticks, lol.
┗ (Oh? Everyone just died? Icon)
┗ LOL.
—This is a tough one.
┗ Solomon himself couldn’t solve this, lol.
┗ How about just splitting both in half to decide?
┗ LOL, Kill-Porter already splits everyone in half, what’s the difference, lol.
┗ [D-rank Porter]: But I’m not the one doing it….
┗ Wow, shirking responsibility, lol.
┗ LOL.
—Why are we even debating this?
┗ Why would anyone choose Kill-Porter, lol?
┗ It’s obviously a no-brainer
┗ Kill-Porter is basically canon at this point, lol.
┗ No, the Porter is still alive; she’s canon, lol.
┗ You don’t know what canon means!!!
┗ [D-rank Porter]: I do know a lot of things….
┗ That’s not what I meant. Ugh.
┗ I don’t even know where to start explaining, lol.
[Title]: Vomit-flavored Tomato VS Tomato-flavored Vomit
—Ah, damn it, lol. Why do you only post stuff like this?
┗ But you got baited, didn’t you?
┗ You clicked on the post, didn’t you?
┗ How could anyone resist this?
—Sigh. This is another tough decision.
┗ “Not easy.”
┗ Damn, is this harder than closing a Gate?
┗ Maybe it’s because you’ve only dealt with easy Gates?
┗ Shh!
—How could you eat vomit, lol.
┗ So you’d eat a vomit-flavored tomato?
┗ Damn it, how could anyone eat that!!
┗ Would you eat it for an A-rank weapon? VS Not eat it.
┗ I’d tap-dance my way to eating a hundred tomatoes, no problem.
┗ LOL
┗ If it’s for an A-rank weapon, I’d belly dance while eating it, lol.
┗ For real, though, do weapons like that even exist? lol.
— [Admin]: Hey guys, is the balance game fun?
┗ Feels like my brain’s going to explode.
┗ (Paggomi Icon)
┗ Who started this bait in the first place, damn it.
┗ LOL
┗ Admin, what would you eat?
┗ [Admin]: I’d eat the pasta Elsa made for me.
┗ Damn it, get out, lol.
┗ Take your privilege and leave, lol.
┗ Hunter Fanboys, just eat your crappy food, lol.
The main purpose of the gallery is what?
Sure, there’s information sharing and communication, but the most important thing is stress relief.
In other words, a dopamine explosion.
Nothing causes dopamine to explode like the Gold Cup.
- 5 Orcs VS 1 Troll [671]
- 2 B-rank Hunters VS 6 C-rank Hunters [843]
- Gargoyle playing tag VS Lava Rhino surprise attack [532]
- Orc Cass image VS Troll Cass image [567]
The entire gallery is going crazy over the Gold Cup.
Even I’m scared of my own baiting skills.
Is there no skill that grants points for baiting?
If that existed, I could unlock all content immediately.
The mood in the gallery suggests there aren’t any big events right now, making it the perfect time to enjoy some lighthearted fun.
Title: [Throne Usurper Admin] So are you eating curry-flavored poop or what?
Guys, what are you eating?
—Why the hell are you asking us that, lol.
┗ If we choose, does that mean Admin will eat it too, lol?
┗ If you give us an A-rank weapon, we’d eat it, lol.
┗ For real, I’d inhale it instantly, lol.
—If it’s poop, I think I’d pay to eat it myself.
┗ ???
┗ ??
┗ You’d bring out instant rice to pair with it, lol.
┗ A true connoisseur among Hunter Fanboys.
— [Admin]: Just decide on one already!
┗ Damn it! Why do we even need to decide!!!
┗ And how the hell are we supposed to know what someone’s eating, lol.
┗ Exactly, lol. Is Admin going to count the comments?
┗ [Admin]: Why count comments when we can just vote?
┗ How are we supposed to vote, though?
┗ What, are we supposed to spam 11111 like this?
┗ Or 22222 like this?
┗ Just looking at that makes me want to quit, lol.
—Huh? Guys, there’s now a voting feature in the gallery.
┗ ? What’s that?
┗ You can now add a voting feature to posts!!!!
┗ Lies.
┗ If there’s voting, it’s going to lead to fights and chaos.
—It’s real?
┗ Huh, it’s actually real?
┗ Oh, lol.
┗ Time for the Gold Cup!!!
┗ [Elsa]: Let’s go~ (Let’s Go)
┗ Get lost. (Let It Go)
┗ Reverse Let It Go’d, lol.
┗ LOL.
[Title]: Breaking News! Admin Has Opened New Content!!
Number of participants: [1263]
Current Status:
- I like butts! [51%]
VS
- Nope~ I like boobs! [49%]
—Damn!! Perfect balance!!!
┗ This is a serious matter.
┗ Why is this a serious matter?
┗ It’ll decide the direction of future gallery posts, duh.
┗ Fanboy, shouldn’t your Hunter career be the real serious matter here?
┗ (Get lost… Let It Go Icon)
┗ True facts, lol.
—Who in their right mind would choose boobs here?
┗ That’s exactly what I’m saying, damn it, lol.
┗ Boobs are just knock-offs of butts, lol.
┗ Humanity’s origins, you know?
┗ Back in the days of apes, it was natural to look at someone else’s butt, you know?
┗ So, it’s only natural to be attracted to butts…
—Huh? What is this?
┗ Can’t you tell? It’s a voting feature, lol.
┗ Yeah, I know that.
┗ Hurry up and cast your vote, lol.
┗ [Admin]: Rumor has it that the choice with the most votes will be taken into consideration by the gallery gods. (Whispers)
┗ For real?
┗ Immediately votes!!!!!
┗ Where do foot lovers vote?
┗ ???
┗ You don’t get to vote, lol.
┗ Ah, lol, even invalid votes are a form of expression, lol.
[Title]: If you had to go to one of the following places alone?
Number of participants: [8963]
Current Status:
- The Former Capital Seoul Recovery Mission [50%]
- Closing Three A-Rank Gates Alone [50%]
—Damn, this is perfect balance, lol.
┗ Aren’t both of these paths leading to a Kill Porter? lol.
┗ What does that mean?
┗ It means a suicide mission, lololol.
┗ [D-Rank Porter]: That’s too harsh…
—Would it work if we had three Elsas to recover Seoul?
┗ Three Elsas? LOL.
┗ If that were possible, Seoul would’ve been recovered already, damn it, lol.
┗ If it were that easy, lol…
—But seriously, when will Seoul be recovered?
┗ There’s a monster army there, so it’s probably tough.
┗ True… and Gates are still opening there.
┗ Maybe some S-rank Hunter will take care of it later~~~
┗ Do those even exist? lol.
┗ (Moru Icon)
[Title]: Newbie Hunter… A Request to Fellow Hunter Fanboys
(A depressing image of a Hunter Fanboy. JPG)
Call me…
The “Grim Reaper.”
Why?
Because my Hunter nickname vote ended with “Grim Reaper” as the result…
From now on, if you see me in a Gate, call me “Grim Reaper.”
I ask this of you…
—Hey… “Grim Reaper.”
┗ Are you not going to buy a shield?
┗ LOL.
┗ You should really get a shield, lol.
┗ A sword-and-shield combo is all about balance, lol.
┗ Wouldn’t dual swords suit the Reaper more?
┗ No way… dual swords are a no-go.
┗ Hey! Don’t split the sword in half…
┗ Dual swords always lead to death, lol.
┗ LOL.
—Grim Reaper! Rear support!
┗ Thanks…
┗ At this rate, people will just start calling him “Sword God,” lol.
┗ That’s not bad either…
┗ Isn’t “Dumb God” better than “Sword God”?
┗ 🖕.
—Grim Reaper’s got some serious swag.
┗ Absolute swag.
┗ Total swag.
┗ Over-swaggered?
┗ Silence! You unworthy fool!
┗ What the hell are these guys doing, lol.
┗ LOL.
[Title]: Handful Squad VS Hansarang Mountaineering Club – Who Wins in a Fight?
Assuming a full-force battle.
Number of participants: [8923]
Current Status:
- Handful Squad [59%]
- Hansarang Mountaineering Club [41%]
—Damn, this one’s actually tough.
┗ In terms of numbers alone, Handful Squad should be first, right?
┗ Hansarang Mountaineering Club is second, but they’re no pushovers.
┗ [Admin]: Is Hansarang Mountaineering Club that strong?
┗ They’re absolute lunatics—pure martial artists, all-round macho men.
┗ But Handful Squad has a lot of equipment and is massive in scale.
┗ [Admin]: Oh….
┗ You’re the Admin; how do you not know this?
┗ [Admin]: I just got here after transmigrating, so I don’t know. 😢
┗ Damn it, drop the act already.
— [Admin]: Why don’t guilds appear much in the gallery?
┗ True, right? Sometimes people with fixed usernames recruit guild members, though.
┗ [Admin]: Oh, so that’s who they are.
┗ But usually, they don’t advertise openly to avoid leaking information.
┗ Yeah, except for verification posts.
—The old folks in Hansarang Mountaineering Club don’t even bother with the gallery, lol.
┗ They probably can’t see the text clearly, old eyes and all.
┗ You can just enlarge it in the settings. 🙄
┗ “Old folks.”
┗ Oh.
—Why isn’t Muggle Gathering here? lol.
┗ Muggle Gathering got wrecked by the Bureau’s restrictions, lol.
┗ Their tower construction plan was canceled. 😭
┗ Beaten by Admin, beaten by the Bureau.
┗ They’re basically the community punching bag, lol.
┗ If they cause that much chaos, they deserve the consequences, lol.
I’ve heard of Handful Squad being mentioned occasionally, but Hansarang Mountaineering Club feels unfamiliar.
People are having a blast with the voting system.
If the gallery was mild before, it now has a hint of spice added to it.
This much is fine. Everyone knows how to keep within limits. The love-taps of gallery bans seem to have worked a bit.
Maybe I should post a vote myself?
I was smiling mischievously, ready to type out a new post, when—
“Hey!! Is this the place for voting?!!! [2325]”
“Huh? That’s old-man dialect?”
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