Chapter 30
[Title]: So How Do You Use This Thing??
(A random teleportation scroll photo .JPG)
Ttui-ddai… Ttu-dda…
—I don’t know either, ttu-ddai…
ㄴ If that’s the case, give it to me.
ㄴ Why don’t you have one?
ㄴ Elsa voting box, WTF.
ㄴ I also voted for YaKaeYo, so I don’t have one either, lolol.
ㄴ So jealous!!!
—Everyone, hang tight. The Admin might open another event soon.
ㄴ Agreed. Definitely happening.
ㄴ Right? Another dopamine feast inbound, lol.
ㄴ The Admin is truly godlike.
—So how do you even use it, lol?
ㄴ I don’t know either, lol.
ㄴ I’ve never had one before, hehe.
ㄴ Does no one here know? I want to use it now… seriously urgent.
ㄴ Why now?
ㄴ Emergency dump.
ㄴ Ah.
[Title]: [Throne Usurper Admin] Don’t You Know How to Use This?
How come you guys don’t know…?
—I didn’t even know this existed until now, WTF.
ㄴ As if someone as lowly as me would’ve used something this precious…
ㄴ The pattern on the paper looks epic.
ㄴ But I can’t feel any mana?
ㄴ Isn’t this just a piece of fancy paper, WTF?
ㄴ LOLLLLLLL
ㄴ [Admin] ….
ㄴ Honestly, could the Admin not know how to use it either? (whisper whisper)
ㄴ There’s a chance even they don’t know.
—Stop with the speculations.
ㄴ It’s not speculation; the Admin is just role-playing.
ㄴ They’re committed to this “hero” roleplay thing.
ㄴ For real, I want to soccer-kick this Admin, lol.
Indeed, like the first ape discovering fire, the Hunter Fanboys had no idea how to use the scroll.
Using a scroll should be intuitive!
If someone from another world saw this, they’d be banging their chests in frustration. Or maybe they already are?
I just wanted to send out some rewards to the Ice Palace people and get some rest.
“Since it’s simple to use…”
[Title]: [Throne Usurper Admin] Scroll Tutorial Begins
Scrolls are basically spells transcribed onto paper.
You just need to know the meaning of the spell to use it. Not hard at all.
For teleportation, visualize where you want to go and tear the scroll. You’ll move there instantly.
Other scrolls work similarly.
But keep in mind they only work for short distances.
—Wait! WTF! I’m supposed to tear this thing?
ㄴ Bro!! The Admin’s gone crazy!!
ㄴ So you’re saying this scroll, which enables freaking teleportation, should just be ripped into trash?
ㄴ Never again usable?
ㄴ I can’t do it;
ㄴ Nope, can’t do it.
ㄴ I’ll keep it as an heirloom.
ㄴ [Admin] Scrolls are single-use items.
ㄴ So what, you can only use it once?!
ㄴ [Admin] You can make more;
ㄴ ?!
ㄴ ??
—Wait, so we can craft these?
ㄴ [Admin] Yep, scrolls are meant to be crafted.
ㄴ I see. Now buzz off.
ㄴ [Admin] (Sad frog emoticon)
ㄴ What’s the Muggle Gathering doing???
ㄴ Why didn’t they make more of these?!
—The Muggle Gathering…
ㄴ Got smacked by the Admin and disbanded….
ㄴ Actually, the Admin didn’t even hit them.
ㄴ There’s just this massive guild that went into panic and dissolved itself.
ㄴ Legend! Pure legend!
—I used to be part of the Muggle Gathering, but I switched to a smaller guild.
ㄴ For real?
ㄴ Yep. Vandalf got deposed as the Guildmaster.
ㄴ And Vandalf never even thought about making scrolls. I also only learned about it just now, lol.
ㄴ The wizards, alchemists, and mage scholars scattered everywhere, lol.
ㄴ WTF, I had Muggle shares, and they became worthless paper overnight….
ㄴ WTF, same!!!
ㄴ They’re undergoing delisting review now, lol.
ㄴ So what’s our ‘Gandalf of the rogue’ doing?
ㄴ Opening a fried chicken shop with Vice Guildmaster Lee Han-shin.
ㄴ LOOOOOOOOOOL
So the Muggle Gathering ended up like that. I never paid attention, so I didn’t know.
“Well, I told them how to use it, so they’ll figure it out when it’s necessary.”
Suddenly, a buzzing sound came from outside. Not just once—several times.
“Wait, that’s the sound of teleportation?”
I opened the window to see flashes of light here and there in the distance.
“WTF! Don’t tell me the Hunter Fanboys!!”
I hurriedly opened the gallery again.
[Title]: Wow!!! Holy Sh*t This Is Amazing!!!!!
Hey, did you use the scroll?
WTF, the moment I tore it, swoosh! My body whooshed!
Then flash! I really teleported!!!
(A random sketchy neighborhood .JPG)
But uh… where is this… WTF….
—No way!!! Lolol WTF, why would you use the scroll now!!!
ㄴ For real, absolute idiot, lolol.
ㄴ Didn’t the D-rank Porter tell us to value our lives, lol?
ㄴ The D-rank Porter’s heartfelt advice got obliterated, lol.
ㄴLOOOOOOOOOOL!!!
—Did you immediately get lost?
ㄴ How do you even get back home…
ㄴ No, they told you to imagine a place you want to go, LOL.
ㄴ This place feels kind of familiar….
ㄴ Dude, go home before a monster pops out, LOL.
ㄴ Oh, I remembered!!
ㄴ ?
ㄴ This is where I lived as a kid….
ㄴ So, the place you wanted to go was your childhood innocence….
ㄴ (Insert crying meme)
ㄴ ㅠㅠㅠ
[Title]: Trying it out myself!!!!
(Insert photo of an injured leg .JPG)
I was imagining running through a clear sky… then fell… looks like my leg is broken….
—For real, LOL, only lunatics here.
ㄴ Why did we even vote for this in the first place, LOL.
ㄴ That’s what I’m saying, LOL.
ㄴ Why were you so fired up about participating in the first place, LOL.
ㄴ Shut up! I was a wyvern in my imagination too!!
ㄴ If you were going to fly, you should’ve awakened Taming, LOL.
ㄴ Oh, true….
—Author, drink a potion.
ㄴ If it’s that bad, just drink a potion, yep.
ㄴ I’ll drink the one I bought from Admin this morning, yep.
[Title]: This is why young people are no good these days!!
Depending on those scrolls or whatever! Strange pieces of paper! That’s why your bodies are so weak and feeble!!!!
—LOL, the old folks who voted for Elsa are crying now.
ㄴ I don’t need that kind of thing!!!!
ㄴ You want this? Too bad you didn’t get it, LOL.
ㄴ Feeling bitter, huh? Picked the wrong side, huh?
ㄴ But you can’t do anything about it, can you? Annoying, huh?
ㄴ What can you do about it, LOL.
ㄴ Wh-what are you saying…! You!! How old are you!!
ㄴ Sigh… Grandpa… just get in the car….
ㄴ (Insert elder-disposal meme)
ㄴ Geezer SQUEAL!!!!
ㄴ LOL, even kids overpower the elderly here, LOL.
ㄴ The power of kids surpasses experience, truly.
ㄴ Right? They’re utterly powerless, LOL.
The Admin gave us scrolls for emergencies, but people are misusing them. It sullies the sincere intentions of the D-rank Porter. It was meant to be used in urgent situations!!
[Title]: Admin is truly a god, yep.
Honestly, I never thought I’d get to use such an item….
Closing the Gate and fighting monsters was tough, but it’s been a while since our Hunter Fanboys had so much fun….
So…
Give us another one.
—The Admin even found our childhood innocence…
ㄴ Just a beacon of light….
ㄴ But seriously, it’s incredible.
ㄴ Instant teleportation is so fun.
ㄴ Admin!! Thank you!!!
—LOL, this guy used it and now wants another one.
ㄴ Did you think Admin was holding scrolls in reserve, LOL.
ㄴ But how can you not use it?
ㄴ Could you resist teleporting on command?
ㄴ Absolutely not, LOL.
ㄴ Haha, you’ll just make another one, LOL.
ㄴ Now, who’s making them?
ㄴ Dunno?
ㄴ Dumbass.
—So how does the Admin even know about this?
ㄴ Exactly. Is Admin a lunatic?
ㄴ Keeping this kind of OP item to himself?
ㄴ Didn’t you know? Admin was a hero.
ㄴ Oh, yeah, makes sense.
ㄴ Only explanation: Admin = hero.
[Title]: Then how did the Porter know this existed?
QED.
— [D-rank Porter] I saw a monster use it while supporting a raid team!!
ㄴ Oh, for real?
ㄴ Monsters use this kind of thing too?
ㄴ So the scrolls actually exist, LOL.
ㄴ At least they’re not fake, LOL.
ㄴ So Admin isn’t a hero after all, LOL.
ㄴ [Admin] ;;
—What kind of monster was it?
ㄴ [D-rank Porter] It was an orc shaman….
ㄴ?
ㄴ How are you even alive?
ㄴ [D-rank Porter] Only I survived…. Only me….
ㄴ Yep, justified annihilation.
ㄴ LOLLLLL.
“Right, I need to send the rewards to the Green Team.”
The scrolls I distributed to the Hunter Fanboys, the Green Team’s ranking rewards, and even the D-rank Porter’s A-rank reward had left me with no points to spare.
The Green Team’s rewards were already purchased, so that’s fine, but tomorrow’s potion points might be tight.
[Current Points: 5203]
Huh? Why do I have so many points left? What’s going on? Were the points refunded?
I checked my status window.
[Awakened Skills]
- Admin’s Task
- Influence (NEW!)
[Influence]
Exert positive influence over more Hunters in the gallery! The more positive influence you have, the more points you receive!
Ah, so this is a new skill that’s different from completing tasks. By running major events like “Pak Me Up,” the positive influence generates copied points.
It’s great timing for this skill to open. Farming points by deleting Cass images had its limits.
This should make organizing future events easier.
Not sure how many points I’ll get, but I’ll observe for now.
[Title]: Come to think of it, the Porter really is solo now?
—She declared herself solo, LOL.
ㄴ Yeah, LOL.
ㄴ But if she goes solo, how will she handle requests?
ㄴ She just delivers supplies to the job site and leaves.
ㄴ ㅠㅠㅠ That’s so sad….
— [D-rank Porter] I’m genuinely going solo for the sake of the Hunters….
ㄴ Okay, okay, do as you wish….
ㄴ At least pretend to stop her, LOL.
ㄴ It’s customary to refuse once, at least, LOL.
ㄴ But seriously, how does everyone always get wiped out?
ㄴ Yeah, we only see the proof photos.
ㄴ Porter, tell us a story, LOL.
The D-rank Porter had been quiet in the Admin chat because she was busy chatting with the Hunter Fanboys.
Now that I think about it, I’ve only seen her in her act but never heard her stories.
[Title]: [D-rank Porter] A true story from last week….
We received a simple request to deal with gnolls. After completing the task, we decided to rest for a bit.
One Hunter asked me for water, so I gave it to him.
But it was water I’d heated with fire magic, so it was scalding hot.
The Hunter who drank it yelled, “Ah! It’s hot!”
Another Hunter who had gone for a smoke interpreted his scream as the gnolls’ battle cry, “Yai taikka! (It’s an ambush!)”
He then fired a fireball at the first Hunter, who was drinking water. The drinking Hunter caught fire and died.
The third Hunter, seeing this, shouted, “Villain!” and charged at the second Hunter.
However, the third Hunter tripped, broke his neck, and died. The second Hunter, shocked by this, fell backward and died too.
This is a 100% true story.
—LOL, this is real?
ㄴ Reality is stranger than fiction, LOL.
ㄴ This level of absurdity in this is unbeatable, LOL.
ㄴ Porter, you’ve been through so much….
ㄴ [D-rank Porter] Yes….
The Admin decided to reward her with a special item:
[Prayer of Bersilda (A)]
‘This necklace will protect you from curses!’
A necklace used by the great cleric Bersilda, offering divine protection.
“Let’s send it now and get some sleep,” thought the Admin, unaware of the storm this would bring.
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