Chapter 47
While the Admin was fiddling with settings before unlocking the Hunter Coins for the Hunter Fanboys,
Hunter Fanboys who had lost money were pouring their regret-laced complaints and inner turmoil into the gallery.
[Title]: Can stocks be refunded?
When I was betting on Admin Nuke (shorting stocks for the first time),
one of my Hunter acquaintances said the stock would definitely drop…
So I poured all the money I had saved until now and bought in.
But why did the stocks suddenly start rising?
Isn’t this a total scam?
Why did the market suddenly turn bullish?
┗ That’s because they started praising the Admin’s guilds!!
┗ Praise for the smart Hunter Fanboys~
— Refunds aren’t possible.
┗ Why not? I’ve been deceived!
┗ Do you think that’s possible?
┗ Since it was my first time, and I didn’t know better, shouldn’t I get a refund?
┗ Why is that your money? LMAO
┗ Ahaha, I told you it’s not possible, lol.
┗ The average gambler at Admin Nuke, LOL.
┗ No, no refunds. Move on.
— People making fun, just go back.
┗ The only thing that flipped was your account, lol.
┗ Admin Nuke spins well, LOL.
┗ For real, hahaha.
┗ Haha, LOL.
[Title]: The world is cruel…
I shouldn’t have shorted.
I shouldn’t have gotten into stocks in the first place…
I should have just sold everything and taken profit before getting into Admin Nuke…
The Admin is a stock manipulator!!!
┗ But isn’t the problem with the national stock market being affected so much by Admin Nuke?
┗ For real, what are the Hunter Guilds even doing, LOL?
┗ HunterSPE and HunterSDAQ’s level, LOL.
┗ Seriously, LOL.
┗ The truth-teller arrives, LOL.
┗ Some unknown force must have been pulling the strings… for sure…
┗ It has to be that way…
— Ah… When will I recover this money?
┗ How many Gates do I have to close…?
┗ The Admin’s single word reduced me to dust, LOL.
┗ Like your hairline, huh?
┗ Why are you picking a fight again, you jerk?
┗ Did it hit close because you’re bald?
┗ F*ck off.
— How to recover your money, step 1: Close Gates diligently.
┗ Step 2: Accept monster subjugation or extermination requests.
┗ Step 3: Sell mana stones and equipment from farming.
┗ Step 4: Save money consistently.
┗ As a Hunter, this is accurate.
┗ Well, duh, you’re a Hunter. What else would you be, LOL?
┗ LOL.
— Recovering like that is easier said than done…
┗ For real, my heart feels so empty…
┗ Same…
┗ I was about to head to the Han River, but then I figured I’d die on the way, so I stopped.
┗ You can’t even check the water temperature there, LOL.
┗ How were you planning to get there, LOL?
┗ Recent observations said some never-before-seen monster is guarding it.
┗ For real?
┗ Yeah, my Guildmaster told me last time.
┗ That’s scary, geez.
The feeling of money vanishing in an instant is something you can’t understand unless you experience it.
Hunter Fanboys who had lost money were being recommended rivers that were easier to check temperatures at and jump into, rather than the Han River guarded by monsters.
— [Elsa]: Admin. The gallery’s atmosphere isn’t good right now. (Feels like it’ll explode at any moment.)
— [Elsa]: It seems like you’re taking too much blame. (Your parents have been cursed out a lot…)
— [Elsa]: It’s not your fault. (Don’t be hurt; it’s the fault of the gambling Hunter Fanboys, yep.)
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: It’s definitely the Hunter Fanboys’ fault, ㅠㅠ.
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: You should invest, not gamble, ㅠㅠ.
— [Admin]: I’m fine.
— [D-rank Porter]: Who dares speak ill of the God!!!!
— [D-rank Porter]: O Unique God!! Leave it to me!!!
— [D-rank Porter]: I will handle it all with the worshippers!!!
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: Porter… you didn’t even gather a single Guild member…
— [D-rank Porter]: That’s true… I’m trash…
— [Admin]: ?
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: That’s right ^^ Stay strong ^^
— [Admin]: Ah, it’s done now! This setting is tough.
— [Admin]: Hunter Coins, here we go!
— [Elsa]: ?
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: ?
[Title]: [Throne Usurper Admin] Everyone, don’t be too disheartened
You can just recover!!!
(Some crazy red-eyed frog meme)
┗ How will you recover?
┗ Will you do it for me? Will you?
┗ You jerk, LOL.
┗ Will you give me my money back, LOL?
┗ It’s your fault! Your fault! Your fault!
— I made money, though?
┗ Yeah, same. I made a sweet profit, what are you on about, LOL?
┗ Taking a break from hunting for a while~
┗ For real, do you think the Admin made Admin Nuke to crush your money, LOL?
┗ If you act like this, what about those who enjoyed Admin Nuke?
┗ Exactly, LOL.
┗ It’s just national stock stupidity!!!
— Made a killing for chicken money, LOL.
┗ Have you tried Vandalf’s Chicken place?
┗ Nope.
┗ You should check it out sometime.
┗ Is it good?
┗ Since they grill it with Flame Mage magic, it has an awesome smoky flavor.
┗ Healthier since it’s not fried, LOL.
┗ Hahaha.
— Yesterday, I saw Vandalf crying after losing all his money, LOL.
┗ LOL.
┗ He was crying with Lee Han-shin, LOL.
┗ No wonder the chicken tasted salty, LOL.
┗ Was the saltiness from tears, LOL?
[Title]: [Throne Usurper Admin] Ah… you still don’t understand, do you…
(A screenshot of the Hunter Coin trading interface in the gallery. JPG)
Ah… this is… the Hunter Coin.
It can be traded directly within the gallery, yep.
It seems to fluctuate in price like stocks in real-time.
— ?
┗ ???
┗ Wh-what is this…?
┗ WTF… What’s this!
┗ Stocks?
┗ The interface looks similar, though…
— Isn’t this the coin that existed before Gates opened?
┗ Looks like it?
┗ Yeah, Bart Coin, LOL.
┗ So you’re saying you can trade coins in the gallery?
┗ That seems to be what the Admin is saying…
[Title]: If you can invest directly in the gallery, LOL.
Why even bother with stocks?
You can just “click-click” directly in the gallery, can’t you?
Doesn’t that mean you can check it 24/7?
┗ Yeah, you can trade directly too.
┗ That’s true.
┗ No need to go to a stock exchange, LOL.
┗ This is super convenient, LOL.
— I’m a rural Guardian Hunter.
┗ Every time I went to trade stocks, I’d run into monsters. It was so annoying.
┗ Rural Guardian Hunter, LOL.
┗ This country bumpkin, LOL.
┗ Hey, someone has to protect the countryside, idiot, LOL.
— There aren’t many exchanges around, so yeah, this is really convenient.
┗ For real.
[Title]: Guys, so there’s a coin trading interface, but…
There’s no coin in it yet?
— That’s because no one’s made a coin yet, you idiot.
┗ Ah, makes sense.
┗ True facts.
— But even if someone makes a coin, how do you buy it?
┗ Exactly?
┗ How are you supposed to buy when you can’t deposit money into the gallery, LOL?
┗ That’s what I’m saying, LOL.
— Isn’t the Admin just bluffing?
┗ Just trying to shut up complaints, LOL.
┗ Hey!! Our Admin wouldn’t do that!!!
┗ Admin’s “performance-oriented administration.”
┗ !!!!
┗ Stop the empty rhetoric of the privileged class!!!
┗ The Admin has already become one of the elite, LOL.
┗ Yeah, since he monopolizes all the fan art, he’s part of the elite, LOL.
┗ Agreed.
[Title]: Admin… stop bluffing…
Let’s say you can invest in coins.
But how do you deposit money into the gallery?
— That’s what I’m saying, LOL.
┗ Like how potions drop out of thin air.
┗ If you throw money into thin air, does it enter the gallery?
┗ Is it true that all our money thrown into thin air just disappears?
┗ You jerk, you’re going to lose all your money too.
┗ I never bought stocks, hehe.
┗ You little…!
— [Admin]: Nope, turns out you can even create an account in the gallery.
┗ [Admin]: You guys struggled carrying cash around, right, LOL.
┗ [Admin]: Just store your cash in the gallery account, LOL.
┗ ?
┗ You can store cash in the gallery…?
[Title]: No!! Guys, it’s real!!!!
You can put money into the gallery and withdraw it!!!!
— For real?
┗ Yeah, yeah, yeah, just press transfer and throw the money into thin air!
┗ How is this even possible?
┗ Trying it now, hold on.
┗ LOL.
┗ Why does this even work, LOL?
┗ You can deposit cash into the gallery, LOL.
┗ A digital wallet just got created, for real.
— For real?
┗ No way!!!
┗ What is this!!!!
┗ You can store money in the gallery?
┗ No need to carry wads of cash around?
┗ Yeah.
— So we don’t have to entrust cash to Porters anymore?
┗ Always got so mad when Porters skimmed a bit of cash, LOL.
┗ Seriously, those jerks would suddenly stash some cash, LOL.
┗ At the end of a request, you’d count the money, and some of it would be gone.
┗ That’s accurate, LOL.
┗ These tool bastards are great at skimming, LOL.
┗ Tool bastards, LOL.
┗ [D-rank Porter]: I didn’t do that….
┗ You skimmed lives instead!!!
┗ LOL.
Hunter Fanboys are amazed at the new technology.
Considering Hunters carried all their cash until now, it seems I was the only one who could store money in the gallery account.
Come to think of it, although it’s priced at 1,000 won ($0.68), I accumulated a decent amount of cash by uploading potions daily and selling them to Hunter Fanboys.
On top of that, the points accumulated from Influence skills.
[Current Points: 19032]
[Balance: 41,440,000]
“I don’t really need money right now…”
I don’t even go outside in the first place, so everything’s fine.
Still, since the cash is “piling up,” I’ll use it someday.
Anyway, since there are no coins in the trading interface yet, it’s time for me to take the first step.
What should I name the coin? Naming something all of a sudden is tough.
— [Admin]: Guys, recommend some names for the coin.
— [Admin]: This is harder than picking a lunch menu.
— [Elsa]: I’m the one who decides the lunch menu anyway. (Are you the one cooking?)
— [Admin]: True, LOL.
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: But Elsa, are you good at cooking? ^^
— [Admin]: It’s super tasty, LOL.
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: Hmm….
— [Elsa]: Admin, I really want to ask if it’s possible to trade coins. (Can you really trade coins in the gallery?)
— [Elsa]: This is a serious matter. (Can this really work?)
— [Admin]: Yeah, I unlocked the content.
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: Admin, I’m really curious about your true identity. ^^
— [Admin]: My identity?
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: Yes. ^^
— [Admin]: I’m a former Hero, currently the gallery’s “unpaid slave.”
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: ;;
— [Admin]: Anyway, how about “Admin Coin” for the name?
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: Sounds good. ^^
— [Elsa]: The fox’s words are right. (Simple.)
— [Admin]: Okay, Admin Coin it is.
Even my faction agreed. Admin Coin, it’s got a nice ring to it.
Now, I need to show the Hunter Fanboys the true taste of dopamine.
[Title]: [Throne Usurper Admin] I made Admin Coin.
(Some kind of Admin Coin verification image. JPG)
The current price is 1,000 won ($0.68). I bought about 10,000 myself.
This should go without saying, but here are the warnings:
- Coin investments do not guarantee principal and may result in significant losses.
- Even if you trust someone else’s judgment, the responsibility for investment outcomes lies with the investor.
- Never lose money.
- Never forget Rule 3. Always follow it.
Off to Mars!!!
— Admin Coin, LOL.
┗ Just makes up whatever he wants, LOL.
┗ The name is so random, LOL.
┗ A real man’s way of naming things, LOL.
— Ugh, idiots. It’s Admin Coin because the Admin made it.
┗ Huh? That makes sense.
┗ So are you an idiot because an idiot made you?
┗ What are you even saying, LOL?
┗ Was I made by an idiot?
┗ Total nonsense, LOL.
— Oh? It actually works.
┗ For real?
┗ Yeah, yeah, yeah, try buying it, LOL.
┗ Wow, you can trade coins in the gallery?
┗ A legendary moment!!!
┗ Let’s go! Let’s go!!!
┗ Whoa…
— I bought Admin Coin too.
┗ Same here.
┗ Let’s go for recovery!!!
┗ We have to recover all losses, LOL.
┗ Let’s go, we have to!!!
— Don’t trust the Management Bureau.
┗ Don’t trust the big guilds either!
┗ Don’t trust anyone!
┗ Trust the Admin!
┗ Admin! Admin! Admin! Admin!
┗ The Admin is God!!!
┗ [D-rank Porter]: Damn it!!!
┗ It’s the Admin again!!!
┗ Now I have no choice but to worship!!!
┗ Let’s recover!
With the Admin’s declaration, Hunter Fanboys began chanting “Admin” over and over.
It was summer.
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