Chapter 25
Gallery’s “Hnnng!” cries had somehow turned into, “Ugh… my knees hurt…”
The sudden appearance of the “old-timers” split the reactions of the existing gallery members into two camps, much like a divided World Cup.
[Title]: Hansarang Mountaineering Club members, please stop obsessing over me….
(A picture comment roughly saying, “Let’s have a bowl of cow tripe soup.” JPG)
What on earth is cow tripe soup? ㅠㅠ
—These sweet old-timers can’t seem to think straight around female hunters lol
┗ “Ah They’re saying, ‘Let’s have a bowl of cow tripe soup.’ lolol ”
┗ “Even when I say I have a boyfriend, they keep commenting.ㅠㅠ”
┗ “It’s just something old men do. You can’t help it….”
—”Young lady… please accept my heart….”
┗ “No, thank you.ㅠㅠㅠ”
┗ “If cow tripe soup isn’t to your liking, how about eat-up at a spiritual spot?”
┗ “Oh my! Sir!! The issue isn’t the food lmao”
┗ “And just say brunch!”
┗ “The fact that they’re trying to be funny with ‘spiritual brunch’ is driving me mad.lol”
“Oh, no. This is too much. This old-timer is the first member of Hansarang Mountaineering Club to get banned.”
Still, it probably wasn’t intentional, so let’s make it a half-day ban. They were probably genuine.
Having talked with old-timer tree spirits during my time in the otherworld, I can understand.
This divided the Hunter Fanboys into those who grumbled about the Hansarang Mountaineering Club’s disruptive entrance and those who…
[Title]: Ah Old-timers are unexpectedly funny lmaoo
(Hey! Kim! Come and eat! Con.)
VS
(Don’t you have Let’s Be coffee instead of this? Con.)
They’re holding a vote on which is better lol
—Ah haha Old-timers, the Hunter Gallery emoticons are old news, though. ㅠㅠㅠ
┗ “For these uncles, it’s cutting-edge technology. lolol”
┗ “???: What? You can draw pictures in the gallery?”
┗ “???: And you can attach them to comments?”
┗ “Lmaooo”
—The old-timers are even making flag icons. Lmaoo
┗ “Why are they making flags? lololl”
┗ “Hansarang Mountaineering Club carries flags on every Gate expedition hahhahha”
┗ “Gate expedition? No, no. ‘Gathering.’”
┗ “‘Gathering,’ yeah right loll”
┗ “For the uncles, it’s a sacred ritual hahaha”
┗ “Why are they holding gatherings in the gallery? lolll”
—HunterYaKaeYo is now being called the ‘seductive witch.’ Lmaoooo!!
┗ “They say she drains men’s vitality with her body.” lolll
┗ “They brag about meeting a thousand women like YaKaeYo in their youth.”
┗ “All the women they’ve ever met are being called to duty lololll”
—What about the D-rank Porter?
┗ “They don’t acknowledge him at all.”
┗ “‘Sensing murderous intent.’”
┗ “LMAOOOO!!”
Hunter Fanboys who find the old-timers amusing. Honestly, I’m on the cheerful side too.
As long as they don’t cross the line. Still, if they get too clingy, it’ll be a problem.
What if the female hunters refuse to engage because they find the old-timers scary?
Maybe I should establish some order?
“Hmm?”
Then I saw the contents of a comment.
—Elsa is no longer the Guardian of Gangwon Province but the queen of Hansarang Mountaineering Club. loll
┗ “Hahahahhahaha”
┗ “They’re currently voting on whether to release her or not.”
┗ “LMAOOOOO”
┗ “Old-timers sure know how to enjoy content lolll”
┗ “They’re hilarious hahah”
[Title]: Queen Elsa Must Abdicate Immediately!!!!
Total Voters [3463]
Current Status
- Queen Elsa Abdicates! [51%]
VS
- Free Queen Elsa! [49%]
The vote concludes that the queen must abdicate her assistant admin position!!! Admin, heed our demands immediately!!!
Strong demand!!! (Rough stamp seal Con.)
Ah, these old-timers are seriously ridiculous. lololl
The sections where each item was colored red or blue had me laughing.
— “Elsa must abdicate!” This nonsense.LOLLLL
┗ “They’re making strong demands. ㅠ”
┗ “Old-timers really know how to enjoy content!”
┗ “Truly, this is peak boomer-speak. Lmaoo”
┗ “[Elsa] What the hell, I’m not a queen!”
┗ “Didn’t you always call yourself a queen? lolll”
┗ “Elsa, can you see this? This is true madness.”
┗ “The scariest part is that for old-timers, this isn’t just a concept.”
┗ “hahaha Elsa is ‘fake.’ lolll”
┗ “The real deal walks differently. LOLLL”
— [D-rank Porter] Another successful impeachment today!!!!
┗ “[Elsa] Shut up (Let it go).”
┗ “[D-rank Porter] Well, Elsa does stop being queen in Frozen 2 anyway.”
┗ “[HunterYaKaeYo] Abdication vs. Impeachment ^^”
┗ “HunterYaKaeYo’s sly smile, ugh LOLOLLLL”
┗ “That needs to be addressed LOLLL”
—”Admin, state your stance right now!”
┗ “Take a firm position!”
┗ “Demand a Hunter Gallery announcement!”
┗ “‘Hunter Gallery announcement,’ what nonsense. Lmao”
┗ “Oh, these old-timers are hilarious. loll
┗ “Of course, they know how to party, having lived wild back in the day lmaoo”
Suddenly, arrows were flying my way. Elsa, I could understand, but why me?
Is it because my orange badge looks red?
The comments were getting more intense. Public opinion was forming, and talks of protests were coming up.
No, what am I supposed to declare? You’re just having fun here!
[Title]: [Throne Usurper Admin] Admin’s Statement
“Yes… this is Admin…. Hello, Hansarang Mountaineering Club members…. Nice to meet you. Feel free to vote a lot.
But if you go too far hitting on the female Hunters, you’ll get banned.
If the Hunters don’t engage, it’s your fault.
Other than that, feel free to use the gallery.”
—”Admin has made their statement!”
┗ “Ah, come on, speak like a man!”
┗ “… Why is there so much fluff in this?”
—”Armpits? Has it changed from butts now?”
┗ “Lmaoo”
┗ “Breaking news! Admin’s preferences have changed!”
┗ “What was the point of the chest vs. butt Gold Cup then?”
┗ “Now begins the era of the Great Armpit Debate!!!”
—”Still, thank you, our deceased Admin Woodpecker!”
┗ “Thanks to you, we had so much fun!”
┗ “It’s been ages since I last enjoyed voting like this!”
┗ “From now on, let’s coexist peacefully!!”
—”Guys, it’s just Admin. ;;
┗ “Where did the ‘deceased Admin Woodpecker’ even come from?”
┗ “Sir, just shorten it properly….”
┗ “‘Squishy Admin!’”
┗ “Hah, damn it. Dentures confiscated for five days.”
┗ “I’m sorry….”
┗ “Don’t just randomly shorten or extend names loll”
[Title]: [Pokkulom] Admin, I sincerely thank you….
“This is Pokkulom, Guild Master of Hansarang Mountaineering Club.
Thanks to Admin, my guild members were able to settle into the gallery.
I’ve realized the voting feature was Admin testing me and my guild.
Did Hansarang Mountaineering Club pass the test?
If we passed, does this mean our guild and Admin are allies??”
—”Is this guy really the Guild Master of Hansarang Mountaineering Club?”
┗ “Why is the guild name getting weirder and weirder? LOLLLL”
┗ “Fact: None of this is wrong.”
┗ “It really is Pokkulom himself loll”
—”Our Hansarang Mountaineering Club fully supports Admin!!”
┗ “Indeed!”
┗ “We support you!”
┗ “We stand with you!”
┗ “(Of course, it’s a done deal! Damn it! Con.)”
—”But Admin, were you really testing Hansarang Mountaineering Club?”
┗ “Wow, testing the No. 2 guild with this?”
┗ “Do you want to form an alliance with the guild?”
┗ “Is this Admin’s grand scheme?”
— [Admin] I wasn’t testing anyone.
— [Admin] I just opened the voting feature for fun.
┗ “[Pokkulom] There’s no need to be modest. Thank you for reaching out first.”
┗ “[Pokkulom] If you wish, I’ll give you the Vice Guild Master position.”
┗ “[Pokkulom] With your ability, let’s become the strongest together.”
┗ “???”
┗ “Admin, this is insane.”
What the hell.
I was just browsing the gallery from home, and now I’m about to become a Vice Guild Master.
This isn’t the first time I’ve been offered a position, but that was back in my days as a Hero.
“If I become Vice Guild Master, won’t I get too busy to enjoy the gallery?”
[Title]: Admin is just built different.
“Even if Hansarang Mountaineering Club is full of old-timers, they’re no pushovers.”
The group that oversees and protects the entire Busan region.
A group like that was naturally guided into using the gallery, subtly tested to see if they were hostile or not.
And as a result, I ended up being offered the position of Vice Guild Master?
If this is real, Admin truly is a god. Yeahh…
—”Wow, Admin, did you plan all this?”
┗ “[D-rank Porter] (Admin! He’s a god! Con.)”
┗ “Honestly, if I met these old-timers in real life, I wouldn’t dare make fun of them.”
┗ “In real life, I’d be calling them ‘sir’ immediately. Lmaoo”
—”Current Admin is doing so well, but what’s the ex-Admin even up to?”
┗ “Just a living idiot.”
┗ “[kallog] Damn it.”
┗ “See? He’s here to get roasted again.”
┗ “LMAOOO”
[Title]: [Throne Usurper Admin] What are the perks of being Vice Guild Master?
“Should I try being Vice Guild Master?”
—”It’s obviously worth it. khekhekheee”
┗ “First, you’d get to take part in the guild’s Hunter training courses.”
┗ “You’d have free access to training Gates managed by the guild.”
┗ “You’d also get protection.”
┗ “And your status in real life would change. Damn it.”
┗ “I want to join, but they won’t let me. ㅠㅠ”
┗ “[D-rank Porter] God-half-god!! Are you leaving us behind?”
— [Admin] But I rarely leave my house. Is that okay?
┗ “[Pokkulom] !!! It’s perfectly fine….”
┗ “Pokkulom seems not fine at all. Lmaoo”
┗ “LMFAOOOO”
┗ “So, no guild activities? Lolll”
—”Is he seriously playing push-and-pull with the Guild Master of Hansarang Mountaineering Club? LOLLLL
┗ “For real, negotiating with the Guild Master?”
┗ “Negotiation (wordplay).”
┗ “Admin is seriously nuts. LMAO”
┗ “Just accept it already, damn it! What are you doing!!!!!!”
┗ “Ugh! So frustrating!!!!”
[Title]: [Throne Usurper Admin] Let’s just form an alliance then.
“Being Vice Guild Master might be a bit too much trouble.”
—”Ugh, damn it, Admin!!”
┗ “Just take it. lolol”
┗ “Please. lolollll”
┗ “Pokkulom, send the offer to me instead!!!!”
—”An alliance? What nonsense. Hahahaha”
┗ “Ugh, I really want to smack him in the head lol”
┗ “You’re seriously hesitating over this opportunity?”
— [Pokkulom] An alliance is fine… Actually, it’s great…
┗ “Pokkulom seems less and less okay. LOLOLLL”
┗ “He looks more and more dejected. Lmaoo”
┗ “He’s going to cry at this rate hahaha”
┗ “What can you even do when Admin plays push-and-pull with you? lol”
[Title]: [Throne Usurper Admin] An alliance feels like a hassle too.
“If anything happens, I’ll help once. haha”
“Pokkulom, if I visit Busan, I’ll contact you. Let’s grab a meal sometime.”
“Ugh, damn it. Loll”
—”Admin, is Pokkulom your friend now?”
┗ “Calling him Pokkulom like you’re buddies. lololl”
┗ “They just became friends instantly hahaha”
—”You’re dead, you cheeky rascal!!! How dare you!!!”
┗ “How dare you mock our Guild Master!!!”
┗ “[Admin] If I become Vice Guild Master, I won’t be able to browse the gallery. ㅠ”
┗ “…!”
┗ “Gallery browsing is sacred! Confirmed!”
┗ “Ugh, I swear, I want to smack that smug face lololll”
—”‘Let’s grab a meal sometime,’ my ass. lolol”
┗ “Admin gets food from Elsa.”
┗ “HunterYaKaeYo offers her butt. LOLLL”
┗ “Pokkulom offers her the Vice Guild Master position. hahahaa”
┗ “Now it’s armpits. ㅇㅇ”
┗ “Oh, right.”
┗ “[D-rank Porter] Why am I not being mentioned….”
┗ “You’re too dangerous to mention. ㅇㅇ”
— [Pokkulom] Let’s start with that….
┗ “[Pokkulom] I’m already grateful if you help us once….”
┗ “[Pokkulom] We’ll help you out too, Admin….”
—”Pokkulom, don’t feel too down.”
┗ “Our Admin is a Hero, so he doesn’t even need help. ㅇㅇ”
┗ “Hero (self-proclaimed).”
┗ “Hero (actually just a lazy bum).”
┗ “[Admin] Hero (for real).”
┗ “Lies. ㄴ”
┗ “This guy got kicked out. Lmaoo”
┗ “LOLOLLLL”
Pokkulom seemed a bit disappointed, but it’s fine. Isn’t that how the world works?
Anyway, it wasn’t intentional, but Hansarang Mountaineering Club successfully integrated into the gallery.
That’s enough. Or not, whatever.
Being tied down isn’t my style. I’m just an Admin to the Hunter Fans. Though I am also a former Hero.
Do they understand how I feel?
┗ “If you’re going to keep up this Hero Admin concept, you might as well die lololl”
“You, get out. I’ll let you off with just a day ban.”
I was so immersed in the Gold Cup that I didn’t notice it getting dark.
Or that dinner had arrived from Elsa.
I ate while leisurely browsing the voting posts.
The hottest topic was, “If the rank is the same, what’s the strongest Awakened Ability?”
Speaking of which, the Hansarang Mountaineering Club old-timers are strangely obsessed with Assistant Admins.
They’re suspiciously fixated on color.
“Assistant Admin isn’t part of the Blue Party! If I’m not careful, even I, Admin, might be accused of being in the Red Party.”
The old-timers had started rating their favorite Assistant Admins among themselves.
“Huh? Wait a second. ‘Favorite Assistant Admin’?”
There’s a saying, “If you can’t avoid it, enjoy it.”
“Alright~~ Time for a popularity poll among the Blue Party members!!”
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