Chapter 27
[Title]: ???: Pick Me! Pick Me! Pick Me Up!
“Isn’t there a feature to add background music here?”
— “This is the Hunter Gallery, not your personal blog.”
┗ “For real, lol.”
┗ “I’m already humming that song automatically, lol.”
┗ “Ah, don’t we have speakers for playing songs?”
┗ “Nope, we don’t have anything like that anymore….”
— “Hey Admin, can’t you add a music-playing feature?”
┗ “You have Gallery Management skills, right? Add some music content for us.”
— [Admin]: “There’s no such feature, lol.”
┗ “Trash.”
It feels as if the entire Hunter Gallery is resonating with the theme song of candidates appealing for votes, just like this Hunter Fanboy said.
[Title]: So, who are you guys voting for???
“Shouldn’t we at least check the campaign promises first?”
“This is a democratic society; secret voting is the norm.”
┗ “Hey, idiot, lol. We’re living in a Hunter-centric society right now, lol.”
┗ “Hunter-centrism, what nonsense.”
┗ “Nah, we’re in a society where we need to focus on monsters, lol.”
┗ “Intellectual detected, lol.”
┗ “A sharp-minded youth.”
— “Ultimately, aren’t campaign promises the most important?”
┗ “True, true.”
┗ “What kind of promises will they make?”
┗ “If it’s about popularity, HunterYaKaeYo will obviously be first.”
┗ “How do you even beat HunterYaKaeYo, lol?”
— “Why are you ignoring Elsa?”
┗ “Everyone but HunterYaKaeYo is an idiot, lol.”
┗ “Do you think saving Gangwon Province was a small feat?”
┗ “Doesn’t matter to me. I’m from Daegu, lol.”
┗ “And besides, that was only possible because of the Admin’s help!”
┗ “Still, it was Elsa who saved it, wasn’t it?”
┗ “If you have complaints, go fight Elsa yourself, lol.”
┗ “Ah, I wouldn’t dare….”
[Title]: [Throne Usurper Admin] Pick! Me! Up! Current Support Status
HunterYaKaeYo: [0%]
VS
Elsa: [0%]
VS
D-rank Porter: [0%]
“This is the voting post, lol.”
“Voting will begin once at least two campaign posts are up, lol. The voting duration is one day.”
“No duplicate votes allowed, ㅠ but switching to another candidate during voting is fine, lol.”
“Come on, candidates, post your promises!”
┗ “For real, so we can vote right away.”
┗ “‘Instant vote.’”
— “By the way, does the Admin get to vote too?”
┗ “Yeah, good question.”
— [Admin]: “I do, lol.”
┗ “Isn’t this guy rigging the election?!”
┗ “The person who counts the votes holds all the power, lol.”
— [Admin]: “My vote only counts as one, though.”
┗ “For real?”
— [Admin]: “Yeah, I’ll vote after checking the campaign promises, lol.”
┗ “Alright, we’ll trust you then.”
— “Hey!! Young folks!! Are you ready to vote for the Queen?!”
┗ “The Queen? Elsa?”
┗ “Breaking news! The boomer vote is for Elsa!!”
┗ “But Elsa has the highest recognition, doesn’t she?”
┗ “Elsa is definitely the safe bet, lol.”
┗ “Even the newly joined old-timers said they’re voting for Elsa.”
┗ “‘Bet on the side with the highest odds.’”
┗ “Everyone, join the Elsa faction!”
— “Are you even debating this?”
┗ “Of course, it’s HunterYaKaeYo, lol.”
┗ “Think about all the ‘benefits’ HunterYaKaeYo has given us so far.”
┗ “Started the trend of chest pics.”
┗ “Started the trend of booty pics.”
┗ “The Admin said armpits are next, lol.”
┗ “Hell yeah!”
┗ “And the old-timers are just pretending to push for the Queen, but…”
┗ “Your body instinctively points to HunterYaKaeYo, lol.”
— “D-rank Porter isn’t even being mentioned, lol.”
┗ “Why are you so surprised?”
┗ “It’s always been like this.”
┗ “How can anyone support her….”
┗ “She’s just like, ‘Meh, support!’ lol.”
┗ “For real, lol.”
┗ “Would you really want to be in the same faction as D-rank Porter, lol?”
Beyond the comments on my post, the gallery was flooded with speculative posts predicting the winner.
Aside from those, the gallery was a literal calm before the storm.
Breaking through that tension, the first campaign promise post finally appeared.
[Title]: [HunterYaKaeYo] If! I! Get! Elected! ^^
[1] I will unite with the Hunter Fanboys to post a variety of suggestive pictures without any bias! ^^
[2] I will convince the Admin to reward my supporters with armor as compensation! ^^
[3] I will double the number of potions the Admin posts each day. ^^
That’s all. ^^
— “Wow! As expected from HunterYaKaeYo!”
┗ “So this means chest pics, booty pics…”
┗ “And even armpit pics are all coming, huh. Wow.”
┗ “We have to vote for her, right?”
┗ “She’s considering everyone’s tastes.”
— “Noona! What’s your party’s name?”
┗ “HunterYaKaeYo Party sounds a bit…”
┗ [HunterYaKaeYo]: “I haven’t thought about that yet, ㅠㅠ.”
┗ “Don’t worry. We’ve already decided, lol.”
┗ “Chest Party.”
┗ “Booty ‘Party.’”
┗ “Armpit ‘Party.’”
┗ “(Bear emoji meme).”
┗ “My brain is breaking, lol.”
┗ “It’s completely shattered, lol.”
— “Hunter Fanboys, you guys have been posting suggestive pics following HunterYaKaeYo anyway.”
┗ “Oh no… you noticed?”
┗ “Yeah, when HunterYaKaeYo posts chest pics, you guys post chest pics, lol.”
┗ “HunterYaKaeYo always leads the trends!”
┗ “Let’s just support the Queen, HunterYaKaeYo.”
┗ “Hunter Fanboys, you need to get that high-defense armor.”
┗ “Lolololol.”
┗ “And then use it to create more suggestive pictures!”
┗ “The creative economy is crazy.”
“Doubling the potion count is seriously good.”
[Title]: At the usual time for potion uploads, there’s always an open run.
┗ “Now there’ll be a bit more breathing room.”
— “How is HunterYaKaeYo planning to persuade the Admin?”
┗ “Chest.”
┗ “Booty.”
┗ “Armpits?”
┗ “Persuasion complete.”
HunterYaKaeYo subtly demonstrates their knowledge about Hunters: choosing armor as a reward for supporters.
┗ “Preventing death! Acknowledging their Hunter knowledge.”
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: “When facing monsters, survival always comes first! ^^.”
┗ “For real, weapons are only crucial in games.”
┗ “In reality, if we die once, it’s straight logout, lol.”
┗ “It immediately shows ‘User Information Not Found,’ ㅠㅠ.”
— “Wouldn’t the Admin at least hand out C-rank armor?”
┗ “For real, there are so many Hunters without armor; even C-rank armor is a big deal.”
┗ “Noona! Thanks to you, we might finally get armor!”
The first campaign promise post is up.
Looking at the comments, the distribution of Hunter Fanboy supporters for HunterYaKaeYo was diverse.
From rookie Hunters to those who simply loved the aesthetic appeal, and even the Hunter Fanboy girls who followed HunterYaKaeYo’s trends.
Although the pictures uploaded by Hunter Fanboy girls are good, the truth always stands out. For suggestive pictures, HunterYaKaeYo reigns supreme.
But her primary campaign promise was armor.
“Surprising, huh?”
I didn’t expect her to choose armor as a promise. What is armor?
Usually overshadowed by weapons and treated as secondary, it’s an absolutely essential piece of equipment.
In a world where monsters can kill you instantly, having armor makes a stark difference.
And having it is always better. In short, it’s what you call a “basic staple.”
While it’s still impossible to provide every Hunter Fanboy with A-rank equipment due to limited points, distributing C-rank equipment should be manageable.
[Title]: Guess it’s obvious HunterYaKaeYo won.
“You guys were always whining about not having armor, lol.”
“Now that HunterYaKaeYo promises armor if she wins first place?”
— “She even cares about our lives, our beloved HunterYaKaeYo….”
┗ “Such a precious blessing….”
┗ “She cracks the whip but makes sure we don’t die, for real.”
┗ “The basics of SM play are surprisingly safe, lol.”
┗ “How do you even know that…?”
┗ “Because I’m a masochist….”
┗ “Anyway, this is all part of HunterYaKaeYo’s process of ‘managing’ us!”
┗ “HunterYaKaeYo!! HunterYaKaeYo!! HunterYaKaeYo!!”
—The armor of rookie Hunters: wearing layers of thick clothes.
┗ “Lolololol.”
┗ “Wearing three padded jackets.”
┗ “Damn, ㅠㅠ that’s me, ㅠ.”
— “Does that even work?”
┗ “You can block a skeleton stab, lol.”
┗ “Lol.”
— “What about magic?”
┗ “Doesn’t block it, lol.”
┗ “Lol.”
— “Elsa doesn’t even need consideration, lol.”
— “What would it take to flip this public opinion?”
┗ “A miracle?”
┗ “Unless she’s really going to establish a Frozen Kingdom, lol.”
┗ “Think she can pull that off? lol.”
[Title]: Things to do after getting armor
- Smash the heads of Mudmen we failed to eliminate last time.
- Draw aggro from a Goblin horde and shout “Tekkai!” while getting hit in the middle.
- If I get female armor, cross-dress and upload it to the gallery.
— “Number 3, damn it, lolol.”
┗ “It was going so well, lol.”
┗ “Why would you cross-dress, lol.”
┗ “Only number 1 makes sense, damn, lol.”
┗ “The gallery is turning into a cross-dressing gallery, ㅠ.”
┗ “I’ll follow HunterYaKaeYo too!”
┗ “Why would you follow her, damn it, lol.”
— “If you wear armor, can you really shout ‘Tekkai!’?”
┗ “Probably, lol.”
┗ “Even non-Awakened could take down a few Goblins, lol.”
┗ “Goblins are infamous weaklings, lol.”
┗ “As long as you don’t run into a Goblin Chief, you’re fine.”
┗ “Imagining it sounds ridiculously fun, lol.”
As expected, the explosive reactions of Hunter Fanboys. Even though the voting hasn’t started, the energy is incredible.
[Title]: Why it’s impossible not to like HunterYaKaeYo
First of all, she’s liked because she uploads suggestive pictures.
Other Assistant Admins manage the gallery however they want.
HunterYaKaeYo, on the other hand, runs it like the Bureau, strictly by the book.
— “This is how it should be.”
┗ “The other candidates are slackers, for real.”
┗ “First of all, that D-rank Porter is trash, lol.”
┗ “Sometimes they leave ambiguous Cass images unmoderated.”
┗ “HunterYaKaeYo always cleans those up, lol.”
┗ “For real, D-rank Porter is another kind of disruptor.”
— “And yet, she’s great at preemptively uploading her own suggestive pictures.”
┗ “Agreed, for real.”
┗ “Somewhere between subtle and explicit.”
┗ “That just means it’s hot, lol.”
┗ “She’s operating on a different level from regular Hunter Fanboy girls.”
— “Honestly, isn’t the real mastermind the Admin?”
┗ “Lolol.”
┗ “Quiet, lol.”
┗ “Evil boss, for real.”
┗ “Makes Assistant Admins do all the work and slacks off, lol.”
┗ “But at least he keeps the bait coming~ lol.”
The Hunter Gallery’s [HunterYaKaeYo], an elite agent of the Hunter Management Bureau, chewed her nails anxiously.
“Agent Park Seo-yoon! It’s a perfect campaign! Judging by the reactions of the Hunter Fanboys, first place is practically guaranteed!”
“Director, it’s still… not certain.”
“Don’t worry too much! The Bureau is on your side, after all.”
The voting hadn’t started yet since the second campaign promise hadn’t been posted.
While she said that, she couldn’t help but feel slightly relieved by the explosive responses of the Hunter Fanboys.
An A-rank item, huh. Could such an item be promised so casually?
Even as an A-rank agent, she herself hadn’t been issued equipment of that caliber.
“Agent Park Seo-yoon! You must win!”
“I’ll make it happen!”
At that moment, all Bureau-affiliated Hunter Fanboys pledged to vote for HunterYaKaeYo.
Elsa’s campaign promise was posted on the gallery.
Simultaneously, the voting began as promised. The support rates were as follows:
HunterYaKaeYo: 53%
Elsa: 47%
D-rank Porter: 0%.
The numbers weren’t what Park Seo-yoon expected for her anticipated landslide victory.
“Who is supporting Elsa like this?”
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