Chapter 32
Title: Hey!!! Admin!!! Did you send the Porter an empty lunchbox!!!
After squeezing all the bait dry with PakMeUp, did you decide the D-rank Porter is useless now?!
Did you just send her an empty lunchbox?! Huh?!
—Not Cao Cao, but Zhu Zhu! LOL.
┗ Prime Minister Zhu!!!
┗ Prime Minister Zhu LOL.
┗ Cao(Porter)-Rui LOL.
┗ Cao-Rui LOL.
┗ ???: Ah!!! So Prime Minister Zhu thinks I’m trash that can’t even handle this kind of item!!!
┗ (Cao Cao saying, “Then why live anymore!” meme)
┗ Why does this even exist LOL?
┗ When was this made LOL?
But an A-rank item isn’t an empty lunchbox, is it?
┗ A fully packed lunchbox;;
┗ So packed, you can’t even eat it LOL.
┗ Oh LOL, if you eat it, your stomach will burst and you’ll die LOL.
┗ Did he really send an A-rank? LOL.
Title: [Throne Usurper Admin] That’s not it.
That’s not the intention behind it;;
—Ah!! So Prime Minister Zhu thinks I’m just an Assistant Admin who can’t even understand his intentions!!!!~~
┗ Then why live anymore!!!
┗ Sending a “neck”-lace… Are you telling me to hang myself!!!
┗ Look at this interpretation LOL.
—Giving me an accessory!! Prime Minister Zhu must at least want me to leave looking elegant and pretty!!!!~~
┗ [Admin]: I didn’t send it for her to wear; I sent it for her to sell it!!
┗ Ah, you want me to add it to my funeral funds!!!
┗ LOL
┗ LOL, don’t you just want her dead?
┗ Seriously, you’re “suiciding” her LOL.
Title: Stop it, Hunter Fanboys LOL.
If the Porter looks at the gallery’s mood, she’ll feel like she has to die for formality’s sake, you jerks LOL.
— [Admin]: Seriously;;
┗ If you’d sent a reasonable D-rank item, the Porter wouldn’t have “suicided” herself;;
┗ How do you not get this;;
┗ ???: Oh, so you want me to just take a D-rank item and disappear!!! Why live anymore!!!
┗ LOL just live for once LOL.
┗ Bring me a timeline where she doesn’t die LOL.
The gallery is burning in a strange direction. Everyone’s making me look like a terrible person!
Porter, why aren’t you showing up? Did you actually wear it?
While Admin was sweating bullets, the Porter finally appeared.
Title: [D-rank Porter] Another Successful Proof Today!!!
(A roughly taken picture of a flying necklace. JPG)
This is the necklace Admin sent me!!!
But why is this necklace flying around!!! It even talks!!!
And this necklace’s tone makes me feel like slicing its neck off!!!
I can’t answer questions because I’m busy running away!!!
—Oh!! The Porter!! Found alive!!!
┗ LOL she’s actually alive LOL.
┗ A live fish!! A live fish!
┗ Live fish LOL.
┗ Porter, make this a gallery-worthy post.
┗ Yeah, post it to the gallery LOL.
┗ LOL LOL LOL LOL.
—Does that necklace generate a shield?
┗ What’s the usual option for necklace items?
┗ I’m wearing a C-rank necklace.
┗ What abilities does your necklace have?
┗ It lets me float once a day.
┗ ? Isn’t that great?
—Only 1 cm off the ground;;
┗ Just throw it away LOL LOL LOL.
┗ You’d win every game of Lava Floor LOL.
┗ What’s that?
┗ ???: If you touch the floor, you die!!!
┗ ??: The floor is lava!!!
┗ LOL LOL LOL LOL.
—But why is that necklace flying?
┗ Seriously LOL.
┗ The necklace is levitating LOL.
┗ And it’s not just 1 cm LOL.
┗ LOL.
┗ It really is an A-rank necklace.
┗ Seriously, it is LOL.
The Porter is alive. She’s alive, but… Why is that necklace acting like that?
Was it true that it had a consciousness? But did it ever fly around and cause such chaos?
When it was used by the clergy, it was calm…?
Versilda used to have quiet conversations with the necklace.
Sometimes she scolded it, but… it never caused this kind of trouble.
Title: Admin, why is that thing acting like this?
Is it because it’s truly an A-rank necklace?
— [Admin]: I don’t know;;
┗ Wait, Admin, doesn’t it have an awakening spell like the Frost Sword you gave to Elsa?
┗ [Admin]: It’s not like that;; It reacts only to someone who qualifies as its master because it has a consciousness;;
┗ Damn it!!! Then why didn’t you tell us earlier!
┗ [Admin]: I didn’t expect an A-rank necklace to respond to a D-rank Porter;;
┗ That’s… actually reasonable.
┗ Makes sense.
┗ [Admin]: I thought it would be fine since it was something used by the clergy;;
┗ Hmm….
┗ Hmm….
—A-rank necklace (flies around).
┗ D-rank Porter (just a pathetic Assistant Admin). If you combine the two?
┗ It’s A D-rank. LOL.
┗ What the hell is this LOL.
┗ I feel like I’m developing ADHD.
┗ Oh my God LOL.
┗ LOL LOL LOL LOL.
— [D-rank Porter]: Admin!! I don’t know what qualifies as a master!! Tell the necklace to stop chasing me!!
┗ [Admin]: Please calm down for now;;
┗ No, Porter, you can just touch it without wearing it.
┗ [D-rank Porter]: The necklace flies at me and tries to put itself around my neck!!
┗ Oh, damn.
┗ This is an absolute disaster.
—Porter, it’s not actually an A-rank necklace, so it’s fine.
┗ Admin wouldn’t have given something like that anyway.
┗ Just touch it!
┗ Grab it and slam it into the ground LOL.
┗ What if it really is an A-rank necklace, you idiots?
┗ Seriously, you guys LOL.
— [D-rank Porter]: It’s actually going to catch me this time!!!!!
┗ The Porter might actually die!!!
┗ She’s really going to end up like Cao Rui!!!!
The Porter is experiencing her era of calamity. Why is this thing really behaving like that?
“Massoul?”
What if the necklace’s consciousness was chaotic from the start?
And what if Versilda was the one suppressing it all along??
If Versilda treated the necklace like a tool and only used its abilities,
And now that she’s gone, it’s gone out of control?
That explanation makes sense. But I have no idea how to suppress it….
Title: [D-rank Porter] Damn it!!! The necklace caught me!!
(A picture of the necklace being worn. JPG)
Pervert Necklace: You’re the human whose chaotic energy matches mine!!!
If we’re such a good match, then why are you choking me!!
Pervert Necklace: I’ve been looking for a host like you!!!
I’m seriously choking here!!
Admin is truly a pathetic idiot!!!!
Today… survival failed….
—Damn it!! Save the Porter!!!!
┗ Porter!!! Don’t explode!!
┗ Now she’s just going to go Boom~ and explode….
┗ We supported your solo declaration; we didn’t tell you to die!!!
┗ You don’t have to die alone!!!
┗ Still, all of the Porter’s posts are gallery-worthy material ㅠㅠ.
┗ I’m jealous….
┗ Damn it, is this the time for jokes?
—She’s choking!! and still posting this crap….
┗ Truly, she can’t resist making jokes until the end….
┗ And she still managed to upload a post….
┗ Porter is a Hunter Fanboy to her bones, for real.
—What is Admin doing!! Save the Porter!!!
┗ Admin killed her!! Admin killed her!! Admin killed her!!
┗ Hey!! Start a vote to impeach Admin!!
┗ Impeach him!!
┗ (Resign! meme).
Title: [D-rank Porter] Survived Again Today!!!!!
(A picture of her perfectly fine, making a peace sign. JPG)
I’m alive!!! Boo-hoo….
—???
┗ ???
┗ ????
┗ How did you survive?
┗ Seriously, what is this?
┗ What happened…?
—Hey, Porter, how did you survive?
┗ [D-rank Porter]: I don’t know either….
┗ See? I told you it wasn’t an A-rank necklace.
┗ Was it not…?
┗ Or was it?
┗ [D-rank Porter]: Necklace said: This is the weakest host I’ve ever seen!!! I’ll adjust to your level!!!
┗ [D-rank Porter]: That’s what it said….
—An A-rank necklace can adjust to the level of its owner…?
┗ Isn’t that completely overpowered?
┗ So the necklace nerfs itself to match a D-rank’s strength?
┗ That seems to be the case?
┗ Are items like this even real?
┗ Then can it not use abilities like the shield Admin mentioned?
┗ Damn it, where the hell did Admin go LOL.
┗ Did he run away?
Schrödinger’s Porter. Survival has been observed.
This means the Porter survived.
Based on what the necklace said, it seems like the D-rank Porter qualifies as its master.
But what kind of qualification does a D-rank Porter even have? Unless she’s incredibly cursed…
Title: Admin’s Hero Story Was Total Bull**** LOL
Admin, if you ever try to pretend like you know about real monsters or otherworldly artifacts again, I’m coming at you in soccer cleats with a full-on soccer kick.
I’m not holding back LOL.
—I swear, I knew from the whole Demon Prince thing that you were bluffing.
┗ For real, Admin is just a hardcore concept freak.
┗ Admin turned out to be all hype.
┗ For real LOL, he’s a bubble.
┗ And what are you going to do if you don’t hold back LOL?
┗ Exactly, you idiot LOL.
┗ True…. I can’t do anything.
┗ I’ll hold back. Okay.
┗ Quick self-reflection, respect LOL.
—What kind of person is Admin, anyway?
┗ This guy is a total mystery….
┗ Creepy fact: No one’s ever seen him in person.
┗ Isn’t that the same for you, though?
┗ Why are you picking a fight?
┗ F*ck off.
Title: Oh, You Naive Fanboys
Do you really think Admin didn’t know what he was doing?
He knew the Porter would survive the necklace.
—I told you, Admin wouldn’t lie!
┗ Hey!! I said that!!
┗ When did you say that!!! You old-timer LOL.
┗ You literally commented everywhere saying Admin is a concept freak.
┗ Busted.
┗ Damn it LOL.
┗ LOL LOL.
—Actually, Admin probably knew the Porter qualified.
┗ What if he just didn’t tell her to stir up some drama?
┗ Who gives a ticking time bomb of a necklace just to stir up drama LOL.
┗ LOL LOL LOL.
—Admin is a complete scumbag LOL.
┗ He’s willing to sacrifice comrades for the sake of the gallery LOL.
┗ Why does Admin get to decide who sacrifices themselves LOL.
┗ He’s literally Zhuge Liang LOL.
┗ For real, Admin’s personality never changes~~
┗ LOL.
Title: Admin, What’s the Truth?
Are you on the blue side or the red side? Spill it LOL.
—I hate the color red!!!
┗ I hate blue too!!!!
┗ What even is the truth?
┗ Admin, you knew all along LOL.
┗ Judging by his reaction, I don’t think he actually knew;;
— [Admin]: Hmm….
┗ He’s here!!
┗ This bastard!!!!!
┗ [Admin]: No comment hehe.
┗ ?
┗ Is he insane? LOL LOL LOL LOL.
┗ He just does whatever he wants LOL.
┗ [Admin]: You survived by getting and wearing an A-rank necklace~~
┗ [Admin]: You’re totally a Lucky Vicky♥~~!
┗ I want to crush him with a rugby ball LOL.
┗ I wish you’d stay exactly like that LOL.
┗ LOL LOL LOL.
┗ LOL LOL LOL.
— [Admin]: Anyway, yeah, it’s an A-rank necklace.
┗ Okay, okay, sure.
┗ A-rank necklaces are real!!!!
┗ Well, you survived, Porter LOL. Have a drink.
┗ You had fun, didn’t you? Have a drink LOL.
┗ It was hilarious, though LOL.
Honestly, I don’t even know. If I’d known this would happen, I would’ve tried to get along better with Versilda….
Anyway, I’m just glad the Porter didn’t go Boom~. Next time, I’ll only give her equipment I’ve used before.
I should probably apologize to the Porter….
—So, what can the Porter do with an A-rank necklace?
┗ No idea?
┗ At the very least, she can make everyone laugh their asses off LOL.
┗ She could do that before she had the necklace LOL.
┗ For real LOL.
— [D-rank Porter]: Kkekak!!! I’ve claimed this body!!!!
┗ [D-rank Porter]: Kkekakak!!! My wish has finally come true!!!!
┗ ????
┗ Did the necklace consume her?
┗ What is this?
┗ Necklace, show us the shield LOL.
┗ [D-rank Porter]: Witness the power of this body!!!!
┗ ??
┗ What now, people.
┗ Check out the post the Porter uploaded;;;
┗ Is that… really an A-rank necklace?
┗ Did she… activate the shield?
The D-rank Porter has just created gallery drama times 2313814312.
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