Chapter 36
[Admin Chat Activated!]
— [Elsa]: Is what you’re saying all true?
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: Porter-nim is being kidnapped…? ㅠㅠ
— [Elsa]: What is she doing right now?
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: She said she’s in a serious conversation with Malok. ㅠㅠ
— [Elsa]: Porter. Idiot….
— [Elsa]: She almost got herself wiped out in real life.
— [Elsa]: I didn’t wish for her to get screwed that badly though;;
— [Admin]: Stop chatting and just wait.
The assistant admins had been fully briefed on all the information I had discovered.
We must always remember one thing: if the enemy is within my range, I am also within their range.
It seemed like this idiot had forgotten that simple fact.
[Gukgeorijangdan has entered the Admin Chat.]
— [Admin]: I’ll keep it brief since we don’t have time.
— [Admin]: From here on, this is my territory. Don’t even think about messing around.
— [Gukgeorijangdan]: Why did you suddenly make me an assistant admin?
— [Gukgeorijangdan]: I’m just a fan who loves poetry!
— [Admin]: Don’t you get the vibe? This isn’t the time to play around with concepts.
— [Admin]: Answer me.
— [Gukgeorijangdan]: Understood.
The boiling anger I was holding back almost spilled over.
Playing around is only fun when everyone’s in the mood for it.
But right now, they were caught red-handed plotting a literal crime.
— [Admin]: What are you doing at Everland?
— [Gukgeorijangdan]: Huh? I don’t know what you’re talking about….
— [Admin]: Attempting a kidnapping in the Land of Fantasy? And of my assistant admin, no less?
— [Admin]: You even left comments coordinating locations and confirming details.
— [Admin]: Is that not the case?
— [Gukgeorijangdan]: I don’t know anything….
Oh, trying to play innocent now?
— [Admin]: You were the one who issued the command: “Operation starts now.”
— [Admin]: I may not know exactly what your group is,
— [Admin]: But I bet you’re at least one of the higher-ups.
— [Gukgeorijangdan]: Me…?
— [Admin]: Want me to guess?
— [Admin]: How about… Rank 5?
— [Gukgeorijangdan]: ….
— [Admin]: Nailed it.
— [Gukgeorijangdan]: I swear, that’s not true….
— [Admin]: You tried to kidnap Porter. I bet you planned to kidnap me too, didn’t you?
— [Admin]: But obviously, you couldn’t pinpoint my location.
— [Admin]: So you figured you’d take Porter, steal the A-rank necklace, and use her to find my whereabouts, right?
— [Gukgeorijangdan]: I’m truly innocent…. This is all a coincidence….
— [Admin]: Still denying it?
— [Admin]: Okay, just sit tight right there.
— [Admin]: And don’t lay a finger on Porter.
It seemed likely that [Gukgeorijangdan], who was probably Rank 5, hadn’t fully grasped the gravity of the situation yet.
Probably thinking something along the lines of, “Oh, come on, all Admin does is sit around and play on the gallery!”
[Title]: [Throne Usurper Admin] Postings These Guys Wrote, Archived.
(A collection of images explaining their vertical and diagonal text tricks. JPG.)
There really were groups planning to kidnap Porter.
I found them.
Does anyone know their identities?
┗ Are you sniping them right now, Admin?
┗ Isn’t this more like venting frustration?
┗ Are you roasting people for posting things unrelated to the topic?
┗ What’s wrong with writing poetry~
┗ It’s all just a coincidence~
┗ This is absurd, lol.
┗ Another conspiracy theory from Admin~
┗ Admin is running wild with conspiracy bait, lol.
— No, seriously, this is creepy as hell.
┗ So there were people secretly communicating in such a shady way?
┗ “Let’s go for the kidnapping”—that gave me chills.
┗ I found “Porter spotted” even scarier.
┗ What if you’re wrong, Admin?
┗ How will you take responsibility?
┗ Can’t you just lift their bans if it’s a mistake?
┗ True, lol.
— Searching poetry posts, there’s even more like this.
┗ Vertical tricks everywhere.
┗ And diagonal ones too.
[Title]: Ugh, Admin really pulled all the potions.
You bastards!!! My potions!!!
I have to close a Gate right now!!!
— A Gate just opened?
┗ Yeah, an E-rank one.
┗ Hurry up and reveal who you are!!!
┗ It’s so hard to buy potions from the market!!!
— I also have to go on a mission!!!
┗ I’m here to purify Gate corrosion!!!
┗ You bastards better pray I don’t run into you.
— They’re definitely not a guild.
┗ Yeah, there aren’t any posts verifying their guild membership.
┗ The Freemasons are real!!!
┗ Seriously, who are these guys?
┗ No idea….
[Title]: So, why is the assistant admin slot filled now?
The guy who posted “Operation starts now” is [Gukgeorijangdan].
┗ Probably the one responsible for Porter’s kidnapping plan.
┗ What a scumbag.
┗ But why did Admin make him an assistant admin?
— [Elsa]: Admin is interrogating him now.
┗ Admin is interrogating and detaining him, lol.
┗ Is that true?
┗ You’re kidding, right?
┗ Even Elsa isn’t playing around right now.
┗ Looks like it’s for real.
┗ Oh my god, lol.
— Damn it!!! That assistant admin slot was supposed to be mine!!!
┗ Mine too!!!
┗ I was planning to aim for it during the next big event.
┗ How were you going to get it?
┗ By posting cross-dressing photos, obviously.
┗ You idiot, lol.
┗ Do you also write poetry?
┗ Lmao.
┗ From now on, anyone writing poetry will be side-eyed, lol.
— [kallog]: That assistant admin slot is mine.
┗ Lol.
┗ Idiot.
┗ Been a while, kallog gay, lol.
A group trying to kidnap Porter in real-time was now getting cursed out.
Villains like this could never be forgiven in the name of justice, or Admin for that matter.
But this wasn’t just about turning public opinion against them.
Public opinion alone only scared them; what was needed now was a decisive blow, based on experience.
[Admin Chat]
— [Elsa]: Hey, you dumb bastard!! Are you seriously this much of an idiot?
— [Gukgeorijangdan]: Pardon…?
— [Elsa]: Why didn’t you just try to kidnap me instead, lol?
— [Elsa]: If you did, I’d have turned you into Olaf 1 and Olaf 2 and ripped your spine out, lol.
— [Gukgeorijangdan]: That… doesn’t even make sense….
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: D-rank Porter is already such a pitiful person….
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: If it were me, I’d have left no bones for you to pick ^^
— [Elsa]: Get lost, YaKaeYo. You’re a nobody, lol.
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: Sigh….
— [Elsa]: Admin, I’m heading to Everland right now.
— [Elsa]: I’ll take care of Porter. Even if I have to beat her myself.
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: I can’t accept Porter being punished by someone who isn’t me.
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: I’ll go instead.
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: I can get there in no time.
— [Admin]: Thanks. But wait a moment, please.
— [Elsa]: No time!
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: We have to go now, Admin!
— [Admin]: I have a better idea. Trust me.
— [Elsa]: ….
— [Elsa]: Alright, I trust you.
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: If it’s Admin… I trust you.
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: Please save Porter.
We still hadn’t had the necessary discussion about Cass images.
I needed to have a debate with the assistant admins to analyze the worst types of Cass images.
And I couldn’t risk putting another assistant admin in danger.
[Title]: [Throne Usurper Admin] Now Recruiting Guild for Contract
One-time contract.
Conditions:
- Must be ready for battle immediately.
- Submit a roster of the raid team members.
- Systematically report progress to me.
- Prioritize Porter’s safety above all else.
I’ll personally provide a long-range teleportation scroll as a gift. Use it to go to Everland.
Reward: Write what you want on a blank page and send it to me.
┗ That reward is seriously tempting;;
┗ My lower half is getting stiff….
┗ Why are you always acting weird toward Admin? Smh.
┗ Still, this is damn cool.
┗ “Write it on a blank page and send it.”
┗ Such a badass move.
┗ Admin-oppa ㅠㅠ
┗ He’s so cool ㅠㅠ
┗ I wish I had a crush like that…!
┗ No one else could say something like that except Admin.
┗ For real, lol.
— Are you serious?
┗ [Admin]: I’m not joking right now.
┗ Oh….
┗ But we don’t know who the opponent is; that’s a bit concerning.
┗ True, we don’t know who they’re facing.
┗ It could even escalate into a guild war….
┗ That makes it tough for smaller guilds.
[Guild Chat]: Hurricane of Time Guild supports this!
┗ Legendary League Guild supports this!
┗ These guilds are even flexing here, lol.
┗ For real, lol.
┗ Small guilds should just stay out of this.
┗ Still, they’re at least second-tier guilds.
┗ Agreed, lol.
— [Pokkulom]: Admin-nim!! Are you asking us for help-oo!!
┗ [Pokkulom]: I see you remember the promise you made to us-oo!!!
┗ [Pokkulom]: We’ll be on our way-oo!!!!
┗ Hey!!! Admin is calling us!!!
┗ Grab your gear!!!!
┗ Alright~~ Let’s go!!!
┗ [Admin]: But you guys are in Busan.
┗ [Admin]: Too far.
┗ [Pokkulom]: Got it-oo….
┗ Pokkulom is sulking again, lol.
┗ Oh, lol.
— Wait, Everland is in Yongin, isn’t it?
┗ If it’s Yongin….
┗ Hold on….
┗ Wait, really?
┗ Isn’t that their territory?
┗ They don’t even need a scroll, do they?
[Title]: Admin-nim. This is the Handful Squad’s Gallery Communications Division.
(Attached: Verification post with Handful Squad guild card. JPG.)
We, the Handful Squad Gallery Communications Division, represent the Handful Squad in delivering this message to Admin-nim.
Our guild members can arrive at Everland within three minutes.
We’ll dispatch 40 B-rank Hunters.
We will depart as soon as you comment.
— They actually showed up!!
┗ Look at the guild card. It’s really Handful Squad.
┗ Damn.
┗ So Handful Squad is teaming up with Admin now?
┗ Yongin is Handful Squad’s autonomous zone, lol.
┗ Wow….
┗ This is genuinely epic….
┗ For real….
— These bastards, lol.
┗ Trying to kidnap Porter backfired and turned into a massive ordeal.
┗ For real, lol.
┗ If this keeps up, Handful Squad will step in, lol.
┗ Admin is terrifying….
┗ What is this guy even?
┗ I thought he was just some idiot goofing around….
— Won’t Pokkulom get upset about this?
┗ Probably, lol.
┗ Handful Squad and Hansarang Mountaineering Club are rivals, aren’t they? Lol.
┗ Oh, lol.
— [Pokkulom]: It’s fine!! Admin isn’t on anyone’s side-oo!!!
┗ [Pokkulom]: There are no rivals when it comes to saving an assistant admin-oo!!!
┗ That’s right, Hansarang Mountaineering Club Guildmaster.
┗ Admin-nim, are you watching?
┗ We’re waiting for your reply.
When searching poetry posts, I confirmed that Yongin is under Handful Squad’s jurisdiction.
In fact, that recruitment post was specifically aimed at Handful Squad. And, as expected, they responded.
While I don’t know much about them, having such a powerful guild move means this is no small matter.
And it also ensures the contract will be secure.
Now, it’s the villains’ turn to respond.
All they have to do is agree to leave Porter alone, and it’s over.
We can settle things peacefully, or we can both get dirty.
— [Gukgeorijangdan]: Admin…. How amusing.
— [Gukgeorijangdan]: I guessed as much from the verification photo… you’re not an ordinary person.
— [Gukgeorijangdan]: I wanted to handle this quietly, but you’ve escalated it perfectly.
— [Gukgeorijangdan]: I’ll make you regret this properly.
— [Admin]: So, you want to go all out?
— [Gukgeorijangdan]: What can you possibly do?
— [Gukgeorijangdan]: Sitting in your room, playing on the gallery?
— [Gukgeorijangdan]: If you’re so confident, come out yourself. But if you can’t,
— [Gukgeorijangdan]: You’ll never see another post from D-rank Porter again.
— [Gukgeorijangdan]: You don’t have the guts. You’re nothing.
— [Gukgeorijangdan]: We’re taking Porter with us.
Sigh… This is ridiculous. That villain just made the worst possible move—a blatant declaration of war.
It’s clear these real-world troublemakers have lost all sense of fear. Of course, they probably have no idea what kind of person I am.
But that’s fine. This is the perfect chance to show them exactly who they’re dealing with.
I quietly left a comment on Handful Squad’s post.
— [Admin]: I’ll take the contract.
┗ Admin-nim, understood. The raid team is deploying now.
┗ [Admin]: We’ll talk about the reward later. But I want to add one condition.
┗ [Admin]: It might seem a little rude.
┗ We’re listening, Admin-nim.
People like this need to be completely shaken to their core before they wake up.
Do they think they’re the only ones who’ve tried kidnapping before?
Kidnapping, assault, verbal abuse, violence, oppression, confinement, dictatorship, threats, negotiations, coercion, disruptions—you name it!
These are all areas of my expertise!
Recently, I’ve even mastered trolling and stirring up drama.
If there were degrees for this, I’d have a PhD by now.
But there’s one field where I’m especially skilled.
— [Admin]: I’ll personally lead the raid team.
┗ What?
┗ ??
┗ !
┗ ??!
┗ Oh, shit!!!
Let me show you the experience I gained leading a hero’s party.
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