Chapter 42
Actually, the upgraded Hunter Four-Cut was wildly popular, though it was overshadowed by the Porter kidnapping incident.
“They’re so excited about being able to record videos….”
But in a slightly… different way.
—Armpits running wild! [314]
—I’ll upload a lonely maiden’s one-shot show…. [352]
—Oppas, how’s this gif? [635]
—Ah! This reminds me of a maiden I passed by long ago!! [235]
—A lonely maiden… soothing her hollow heart…. [762]
—That lass… Look how provocative she is… [723]
—The complete summary of all Hunter fans so far!! [1113]
—Eating rice mixed in an armpit!! [2723]
—Wow, damn, look at those buttocks shake [3111]
Would you believe me if I told you these were all Cass videos…?
Cass videos? At this point, even the Demon Prince would probably say, “Ah… This is a bit much,” and leave.
Of course, neither I nor the mods were immune to Cass videos.
The ones who delve into Cass always find answers. As they always have.
It was satisfying when they showed those Gukgeori-jangdan punishments.
—[Elsa]: This sucks. (Damn jerks, lol.)
—[Elsa]: These videos were filmed at the risk of their lives. (Maybe they have nine lives?)
—[Elsa]: Seriously, this sucks. (Why are they risking their lives to film Cass videos!!!)
—[D-rank Porter]: It’s “ooh-ah”-worthy!!!!
—[D-rank Porter]: (A troll taking a massive dump. MP4)
—[Elsa]: Ah, damn it. (You can hear the “plop!” in the video.)
—[Elsa]: Seriously, this sucks. (Classic, lol.)
As expected, the Porter was just acting like a Porter. Maybe a normalized Porter could be stopped?
— [Admin]: Porter, if you’re going to be a guild master, your behavior has to change;;
— [D-rank Porter]: Gasp!!!
—[HunterYaKaeYo]: That’s right ^^. Porter, you should carry yourself with dignity befitting your status ㅜㅜ.
— [D-rank Porter]: Understood…. I didn’t realize….
— [Elsa]: Oh, quick apology. (At least she acknowledged it, lol.)
“Oh?”
Declaring herself as guild master actually normalized her!!
— [D-rank Porter]: Kkrrraaak!!! It’s my turn now!!!!
— [D-rank Porter]: (Roughly, a tactical nuke video. MP4)
— [Admin]: Lolololololol.
— [Elsa]: Damn it, seriously!!!!!!!
—[Elsa]: It’s chaos in stereo!!!!!!!
— [D-rank Porter]: I am not two!!! I am one with the master!!!!!
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: Hey. We need to talk.
— [D-rank Porter]: Kkrrraaak!!!!!
It was an unnecessary expectation. Doesn’t this mean we don’t even need another Assistant Admin?
It’s practically as if one Assistant Admin slot has already been filled.
Porter could manage the gallery for 36 hours a day, and Malok could handle the remaining 36 hours.
[Title]: My body… is still usable….
(Video of a muscular old man posing. MP4)
Can you see the chest muscles moving…?
I’m older now, but my body is still in active duty….
I hope our young people don’t give up and keep trying consistently….
—Ah, seriously, lol.
┗ This gallery’s state is terrible, lol.
┗ Isn’t anyone managing it, lol.
┗ Do I really have to watch a nearly-naked old man’s video today, lol?
┗ It’s not quite that bad….
┗ Please trim your nipple hair before posting, Elder, lol.
—Isn’t this basically a Cass video…?
┗ It’s borderline.
┗ The fact it’s borderline means it’s already Cass, lol.
┗ Young people… your words are too harsh….
┗ Elder… if you misstep, it’s a Cass video, lol.
┗ Cass tightrope walking, lololol.
┗ Step to the left, and it’s Cass, lololol.
—Elder, do you also write poetry?
┗ Back in my day, I did enjoy some refined pleasures….
┗ Elder apprehended…?
┗ The mysterious Frog Rebellion elder who enjoys writing poetry, lol.
┗ Do you add ~it to the end of your sentences?
┗ Is that what’s trendy these days…? ~It?
┗ (You’re hopeless emoji)
┗ (Hop on emoji)
┗ Impossibleee!!
[Title]: Alert! Saved civilians with the old lady!!!
(Video of two elders hunting a Sea Witch. MP4)
We were relaxing at Gwangalli Beach!!!
Then, suddenly, a monster popped out of the sea!!!
I thought I’d try filming one of these trendy certification videos!!!
—Oh, sh*t;
┗ Ah, lol, damn it, lol.
┗ How many Cass videos are in this one post, lol.
┗ Two elders and a Sea Witch make it a triple Cass, lol.
┗ Triple Cass, lolololol.
┗ [Elsa]: Bacchus (ominously).
┗ Your mother (crazy person).
┗ It’s gone, lolol.
┗ Lololol.
—Sea Witches were already classic Cass material, lol.
┗ The fact I understand what “classic Cass” means makes me hate myself….
┗ Please restore my brain!!!
┗ Restore mine too!!!
—I mean, the elder probably uploaded this with an excited heart ㅠㅠㅠ.
┗ Maybe they just found the video feature fascinating!!!
┗ How fascinated must they have been to upload it immediately ㅠㅠ.
┗ These cruel Hunter Fanboys;;
┗ Do you like this post, then?
┗ I liked it so much I hit recommend twice!!!
┗ ?
┗ That just means you didn’t recommend it, lol.
┗ I just hit dislike, lol.
┗ (Thumbs up emoji)
┗ Lolololol.
The primary users of the video feature seem to be the Hansarang Mountaineering Club elders.
Since they’re rivals with the Handful Squad, I was worried they might get upset if I contracted with the Handful Squad, but thankfully, they’re not like that.
Now that I think about it, the Handful Squad hasn’t brought up compensation yet. Are they holding internal meetings before contacting us?
Anyway.
“What should I do about this?”
The elders must have uploaded those videos out of pure fascination.
But now, in addition to monster Cass videos, blatant human Cass videos are also being uploaded.
Monster Cass videos were terrifying enough. But now, human Cass videos are becoming just as horrifying.
Is this reverse importation or a genuine reversal of Cass? Truly, nothing is scarier than the original.
— [D-rank Porter]: Kkkrrr… Sorry….
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: Hey. Get it together.
—[D-rank Porter]: Understood….
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: There won’t be a next time. Seriously.
— [D-rank Porter]: I fully understand….
— [Admin]: What’s going on…?
┗ [HunterYaKaeYo]: Nothing, ^^.
There’s a saying that when a woman who’s always smiling gets mad, there’s no solution.
I don’t know if HunterYaKaeYo is actually smiling in real life.
But the mods seem on edge because of the Cass videos flooding in right now.
Meanwhile, Elsa is trying to contain the chaos with all her might.
The Hunter Gallery is experiencing a Cass crisis of unprecedented scale. This might be a historic event on the level of the hottest summer in 62 years!
“There are so many other ways you could use this feature!”
Think of all the things you can do with videos.
You could upload clips of vigorous chest shaking or oil dripping off a well-toned butt.
Or sweaty armpits glistening. Or even a sensual dance video.
Anyway! There are countless ways it could be used for public good—so why this?
Are these guys secretly part of the Frog Rebellion? No, there are just too many of them… way too many.
It’s just the usual Cass addicts continuing their steady addiction. Now that things have calmed down, they’ve all popped out. And they’re dancing on the fine line where bans are tricky.
“Has the power of Cass… evolved? Is that even possible?”
The bigger issue is that even innocent Hunter Fanboys are getting swept up in the madness of Cass videos.
It’s like everyone’s conspiring to bring about collective ruin. Didn’t someone once say this?
“Don’t try to predict human madness.”
How awe-inspiring must this new technology be for them to use it so passionately?
Blindly banning everything isn’t the answer here.
Another Admin Proclamation might come across as overused and ruin the mood.
Let’s quietly switch into hero mode. As expected, that’s the strategy.
Find a way to minimize bans and redirect the focus elsewhere!
[Title]: Guys! Guys! Who messed up here?
(A video showing a failed Wyvern taming attempt. MP4)
My friend and I went to Jirisan to tame a Wyvern.
He said the key to taming is asserting dominance, so he started beating the hell out of it, lol.
I suggested holding a bridle and waiting for the right moment, but I hesitated, lol.
You’ll see in the video, lol.
We couldn’t agree, so we’re asking the Hunter Gallery—whose fault is it?
—The Wyvern ran away here, lol.
┗ I’ll stay here until the Gallery normalizes.
┗ Why? What happened in the Gallery?
┗ Don’t go outside right now, lol.
┗ Black holes are alive and breathing out there;;
┗ Tactical video nukes;;
┗ ?
—No way, lol, OP, you idiot.
┗ If you watch the video, you clearly did nothing out of fear.
┗ No, lol.
┗ What do you mean “no,” we can see your hands trembling in the video, lol.
—But why does your friend seem so eager to get eaten by the Wyvern?
┗ Definitely snack-sized, lol.
┗ That’s not asserting dominance; that’s provoking it, lol.
┗ So whose fault is it, lol?
┗ Honestly, both of you are idiots, lol.
—Seriously, lol, not like it’s a Bomb Lizard.
┗ Why would you even try taming that…?
┗ I wanted to go out with a bang, lol.
┗ Explosions are an art form;;
┗ Suicide Hunter, lol.
—So it’s your fault, lol.
┗ I told you it was your fault, lol.
┗ Looks like the guilty party has shown up, lol.
┗ Why are you arguing here, lol?
Come to think of it, videos now let you see not just monsters’ weak points or elders’ bodies but also Hunters’ detailed combat actions.
“Ah… It was their fault.”
Wait! Fault? That offhand remark gave me an idea.
“I’ve got it. The Thread of Fault.”
A way to shift the narrative without spamming bans came to mind.
It’s all about determining who’s at fault.
From ancient times, the question of “Who’s more at fault?” has been a dopamine trigger.
Let’s give it a little push and let the Gallery run wild! They’ll entertain themselves.
— [Admin]: (Confident Statement)
┗ [Admin]: From the video, it seems the friend who was waiting wasn’t scared.
┗ [Admin]: They were preparing to ambush the Wyvern from behind.
┗ [Admin]: The trembling hands seem to be from trying to use a skill to bind the Wyvern, lol.
┗ [Admin]: But the friend asserting dominance caused chaos. It’s their fault, lol.
┗ [Admin]: Looks like it’s 100 to 0 in terms of blame, lol.
But what if they don’t believe me?
What if they accuse me of acting like I know everything just because I’m playing the hero? That’d hurt my feelings too.
Admins have feelings. Admins are people too.
—Admin says I’m right, damn it! Damn it!!
┗ I don’t agree, though. Who’s Admin to decide, lol?
┗ Admin is a hero, lol?
┗ ?
┗ Based on what Admin’s done so far, they are a hero, lol!
┗ They’re just trying to win, lol.
┗ Ah, lol, anyway, Admin is a hero, lol.
┗ Lolololol.
—Fine, Admin is right, then, lol.
┗ Why believe them?
┗ Didn’t Admin act like a hero when saving the Porter?
┗ That’s true, lol.
┗ They were cool, lol.
┗ Admin is definitely a hero, lol.
┗ Hero Admin is awesome, lol.
Wait? Are they actually believing I’m a hero, even as a joke?
—Come to think of it, I just had something unfair happen to me earlier.
┗ LOL, take it to the Admin.
┗ Admin nuke**, let’s go!
┗ Admin strike, haha!
┗ BOOM! Ultimate Admin move!!!
┗ The Badge Wielder!!! OMG!!!
—They’re calling for Admin right away, lol.
┗ Why are you using Admin for this, lol?
┗ Admin nuke nonsense, lol.
┗ But doesn’t the term have a nice ring to it?
┗ Admin nue? This is it, lol.
A single Hunter Fanboy, determined not to lose to their friend, had started a snowball.
And I gave that snowball a little push.
“Admin nuke?!”
I didn’t expect it to go this far…. I just wanted them to play and settle disputes via videos….
Anyway, if I can redirect attention without spamming bans… Lucky victory, maybe?
Thus, Admin unintentionally delivered a new Gallery knockout punch.
**((“주딱빵” or “Admin nuke”: This is a humorous slang combining “Admin”and “bang.” Here, “bang or nuke” likely refers to an impactful or decisive action (like solving the issue or making a decision).))**
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