Chapter 44
Admin was reviewing videos submitted by Hunter Fanboys for the “Admin Nuke” event as if he were possessed.
“What should the next Admin Nuke video be about!!”
It’s fun. Incredibly fun!
It was intended to redirect the madness of Cass videos in a different direction.
Admin Nuke is just a simple act of reviewing battle videos.
For Hunter Fanboys, Admin Nuke was a joyful dopamine delivery.
For Admin, it was a perfect fulfillment of his personal desires.
Don’t they say that all conversations and actions are forms of self-healing behavior?
For Admin, Admin Nuke wasn’t just an act of “showing off.”
It definitely wasn’t about thinking, ‘I can judge their faults!’
Through Admin Nuke, he was healing from the slightly bitter days when he was dismissed as a “Hero Concept Freak.”
Why? Because he was a real hero. He just didn’t have a way to prove it!
Pretending not to know the truth and keeping quiet was too difficult.
The phrase “curse of knowledge” might apply here.
“Still, thanks to me, the Hunters were able to be saved.”
The world doesn’t easily recognize heroes. That’s what being a hero is about (nods).
[Title]: Do Admin Nuke Once Moreee!!!
I can’t accept this. I can’t accept this. I can’t accept this.
How many to how many?
┗ What’s the fault ratio?
┗ How many to how many, LOL?
┗ It rolls off the tongue, LOL.
┗ Why is it 100% my fault? 😭😭😭😭
┗ Ahahahaha.
— It’s a clean 100, isn’t it?
┗ Everything’s your fault, right?
┗ Means your contribution during the battle was 0%, doesn’t it?
┗ You did absolutely nothing, huh?
┗ Admin rarely gives 100%, so what exactly did you do;;
┗ Exactly, LOL.
— I was escorting the alchemist on a mission, though.
┗ I was in the frontlines as a Martial Awakener, okay?
┗ So why is it 100% my fault, LOL?
┗ A kobold suddenly tried to bite me, so I instinctively dodged;;
┗ And then?
┗ The client behind me got swarmed….
┗ ?
┗ Did they die?
┗ No, no, but they were bleeding heavily;;
— This guy really is garbage, LOL.
┗ 100% fault deserved, LOL.
┗ Seriously, right, LOL.
┗ You should pay for the potions, LOL.
┗ But the kobold’s teeth are too sharp….
┗ If they go “chomp!” it hurts….
┗ Imagine how much the alchemist hurt, LOL.
┗ There’s a frontline that doesn’t take the hits?
┗ Seriously, why are you in the front?
┗ You’re blocking the view, move aside, LOL.
┗ Can’t see, get out of the way, LOL.
┗ Dammit, LOL.
When fault ratios are decided, how do they settle it?
They just exchange feedback like, “Let’s act like this next time.”
Or, “Your share is bigger, so you’re buying the food.”
If it’s 100% like the guy above, it’s, “I’m getting the most expensive menu!” or “I’m adding extra meat toppings!” That level.
Maybe because I avoid dealing with overly emotional Admin Nuke videos, most Hunter Fanboys took it lightly.
Since this could easily spiral into hate, caution was necessary.
[Title]: [D-rank Porter] Recruiting Hunters to Worship Admin!!!
Target: Hunters who want to worship Admin.
Requirements:
- Skilled in ambush worship and constant worship.
- Awakened of C-rank or higher, with behavior aligning to Hunter’s Creed.
- Hunters who can face death boldly.
Bonus Points: Hunters who don’t receive a fault ratio of 50% or higher in Admin Nuke.
— Look at these requirements, LOL.
┗ Damn it, LOL.
┗ “Hunters who can face death boldly,” LOL.
┗ Hey… just come in…
┗ Then we’ll talk about it!
┗ About death!!!!
┗ Ahahaha.
— They’re still recruiting for the guild;;
┗ Seriously, do people even join?
┗ [D-rank Porter] Still…. Haven’t recruited anyone….
┗ If you join the guild, the Porter gets 100% of the fault, LOL.
┗ Total party wipe, LOL.
┗ Honestly, it’s terrifying;;
— Fault ratio at 50% is doable?
┗ Apply now!
┗ Can’t avoid dying 50% of the time.
┗ Ugh, dammit.
— Porter, at this point, just recruit Hunters with 100% fault.
┗ Men of 100%, LOL.
┗ That’s so badass.
┗ 100% chance of dying…!
┗ Nothing else to see, huh, LOL.
┗ Seriously, dead on arrival, LOL.
┗ LOL.
[Title]: Admin Oppa ㅠㅠㅠ How is this my fault?
So cruel….
I thought I did well…?
— How many to how many?
┗ So, how many to how many?
┗ Um…?
┗ Just tell us the fault ratio, LOL.
┗ Ahaha, fault ratio is the most important, LOL.
┗ 100%….
┗ What did they even do to get 100 again, LOL?
— I joined the raid as a healer….
┗ Zombies looked too gross, so I ran away instinctively 😭
┗ ?
┗ ?
— Don’t undead practically melt when a healer even flicks them?
┗ Exactly, aren’t you the ultimate counter?
┗ Just flash Holy Light once, and they dissolve, LOL.
┗ They looked too gross! 😭
┗ But I came back right away 😭😭
┗ Even the Hunter Fanboys can’t defend this.
┗ “Garbage Fanboy.”
┗ There’s garbage even among Fanboys, LOL?
— Why are there so many Hunters angry about their 100% fault ratios, LOL?
┗ “Realism.”
┗ Damn it, LOL.
┗ Even prisoners in jail claim they’re innocent, LOL.
┗ That’s true, LOL.
┗ Realism is spot on, LOL.
┗ LOL.
[Title]: Admin Oppa, is it still 100% my fault?
(A picture of smooth armpits, JPG)
Please reconsider ㅠ
My Hunter friends keep teasing me, calling me a coward…. They say they won’t raid with me anymore ㅠㅠ
— ?
┗ You don’t seem to have done anything wrong.
┗ Honestly, you’re not at fault, LOL.
┗ Admin wouldn’t think so either, would he?
┗ [Admin] Judgments must always be fair….
┗ For real?
— Looking at that and still 100% fault?
— Admin, if this continues, I’ll have to go solo ㅠㅠ
┗ [Admin] Nghhh…!
┗ [Admin] Upon reconsideration, it seems like it’s about 70% fault ㅇㅇ
┗ ?
┗ LOL
— Where’s the fairness?
┗ Seriously, where did it go, LOL?
┗ Just a corrupt Admin.
┗ Admin being a simp, LOL.
┗ [Admin] “Extenuating circumstances.”
┗ Ah, LOL.
┗ That’s fair, LOL.
┗ Look how desperately they’re asking for reconsideration~
— But your friend is teasing you?
┗ Yes… They knew it would come out as 100% fault ㅠㅠ
┗ Is your Hunter friend a guy?
┗ Yes… It’s a guy friend.
┗ What the heck is a “guy friend Hunter?”
┗ It just means “a male Hunter,” ㅇㅇ
┗ Damn, isn’t that just saying you’re sort of dating?
┗ It kind of feels like it….
┗ [Admin] ?
┗ ?
┗ What did you just say?
┗ This little!!!
— [Admin] “Reversing judgment.”
┗ [Admin] 100% fault.
┗ What…?
┗ Bravo!!! LOL
┗ Fairness restored, Admin!!!
┗ That’s the way!!!
┗ You had a flirting male Hunter? Get out~
Hunter Fanboys were thoroughly enjoying Admin Nuke.
And while doing Admin Nuke, something became clear.
The battles and Hunters’ levels were low, but most Hunters seemed to lack knowledge on properly strategizing against monsters.
It’s only been 10 years since the Gates opened, and with all communication channels gone, it’s hard for proper information to be established.
“Should I record and upload strategy videos?”
But how would I do that?
I even beat goblins using rocks. Should I make the Assistant Admins film it?
— The Ultimate Guild Handful Squad! Admin Nuke! [3215]
While pondering, a Handful Squad Admin Nuke post was uploaded.
“Let’s deal with this first and think later.”
***
The gallery’s regular user [HunterYaKaeYo], known in real life as Park Seo-yoon, an A-rank elite agent of the Hunter Management Bureau, sighed as she browsed the gallery.
“Ha…”
Why? Because nothing new had been uncovered about Admin. And naturally, getting off work?
‘Not happening.’
Seo-yoon slowly recalled her previous conversations with the Director.
“Agent Park Seo-yoon, report to the Director.”
“Yes, Admin has uploaded something!”
“Admin likes breasts! Especially the mole on my chest!”
“Ah, so he’s a man! Keep up the good work!”
“Understood… Is that all?”
“Yes! You may leave!”
That was her first report to the Director. She thought being an Assistant Admin would make things easier.
“Agent Park Seo-yoon! Report!”
“Admin seems to prefer butts now!”
“Good! You may leave!”
That was her second official report.
“Reporting in… Director….”
“Apologies for misunderstanding. Agent Park Seo-yoon, any new findings?”
“Admin lives like a total slob in a filthy room and doesn’t even clean his hair!”
“Get out….”
“Yes, sir.”
This report followed the chaos caused by Admin’s “conspiracy theory,” which flipped the Bureau upside down.
The darker expression on the Director’s face every time she reported was a bonus.
And now, she had to report that Admin liked armpits as well.
To summarize, Admin was a slob who liked breasts, butts, and armpits.
But at the same time, he led Handful Squad and saved the D-rank Porter from the Frog Rebellion while claiming to beat goblins with rocks!!
A completely unpredictable individual….
“Huh? Another Admin Nuke?”
[Title]: [Throne Usurper Admin] Witnessing the Most Flawless Battle!
(A typical Admin Nuke submission video. MP4)
This time, it’s from someone I worked with during a joint mission, a member of Handful Squad~
True to their title as the strongest guild, they’re hunting a B-rank monster, a troll.
Wow, their teamwork is impeccable! They know exactly how to deal with the troll’s sluggish movements!
They’re attacking from all sides! This is what the strongest guild looks like!
Oh!
(The video shows a skill from the aggro-managing Hunter missing its mark. MP4)
This could’ve been a major disaster.
Still, they all…! Survived…!
— As expected of Handful Squad, LOL.
┗ They were flawless, LOL.
┗ Isn’t that mistake just humanizing?
┗ Seems like it, LOL.
— Everyone survived = no one got “Portered.”
┗ For real, LOL.
┗ Ahahaha.
┗ Admin, does this mean no fault ratio this time?
— [Admin] Sigh… If I had to nitpick, that aggro mismanagement, maybe?
┗ [Admin] Though calling it a fault feels a bit much.
┗ [Admin] If the aggro held by the tank is released against a troll,
┗ [Admin] Rearline Hunters could be flattened like “pancakes.”
┗ [Admin] If I must assign fault, that Hunter gets 10%, maybe?
┗ That’s minor.
┗ Really minor, LOL.
┗ But Admin really knows his stuff.
┗ He pinpoints it exactly, LOL.
— The subtle benefits of Admin Nuke:
┗ Admin explains monster strategies.
┗ And when you hunt following the feedback,
┗ You perform much better.
┗ So true, LOL.
┗ Even if it’s said jokingly, LOL.
┗ The feedback is incredibly accurate.
— What even is Admin’s true identity?
┗ Feels like he’s a real Hero.
┗ Or maybe he’s a regressor?
┗ Oh?
┗ That sounds more plausible?
┗ So Admin’s actually an S-rank Hunter who regressed?
┗ Makes sense.
┗ That’s why he could predict Frog Rebellion’s actions as if they were strategies.
┗ Seems legit.
┗ Wow! Detective Fanboys!
Even without considering their ranks, Hunters from Handful Squad cooperating with the Bureau performed like 1.5 Hunters each.
She thought this situation might even be challenging for Admin, but that wasn’t the case at all.
“This analysis is far more detailed than anything I observed….”
He even pointed out what could’ve been the worst-case scenario from their mistake.
Admin possessed a higher-level perspective than Seo-yoon, an A-rank elite agent.
— Even Handful Squad makes mistakes, LOL.
┗ Humanizing, LOL.
┗ Right? I didn’t know since I hadn’t hunted with them, but they do make mistakes.
┗ Fault ratios do come up, LOL.
┗ I didn’t even notice that mistake, LOL.
┗ Honestly, it’s negligible, isn’t it?
┗ I think so, too.
┗ Really just a minor mistake.
Hunter Fanboys were instead impressed that Admin noticed it.
But B-rank monsters are on a completely different level from C-rank ones. A single moment of carelessness could lead to the entire raid being wiped out.
“Huh! Speaking of which, it’s about time for the Director’s meeting with Handful Squad’s Guildmaster!”
As the bodyguard for the Director, Seo-yoon hurriedly got ready to leave.
However, before she could, the office door opened.
It was the Bureau Director, Lee Seung-cheol.
“Agent Park Seo-yoon! Have you heard the news?”
“Yes…? What news?”
“Handful Squad’s stock price just dropped by a whopping 12%!”
“What?!”
Could it be… because of Admin Nuke?
—
Read More at – GENZNOVEL.COM!!
PLEASE JOIN OUR DISCORD AND SUBSCRIBE THE ROLE TO RECEIVE LATEST NOTIFICATIONS!!
Click here -> https://discord.gg/S8c2kGVr2g
Comment