Chapter 48
Two days after the Admin created the coin, verification posts were steadily appearing in the gallery.
These posts were triumphs from Hunter Fanboys who achieved incredible profit margins and successfully recovered their losses.
[Title]: Let’s chant it again today! Admin stock genius…
(Photo of a cross shaped like the Admin. JPG)
(Photo showing a 73% profit margin. JPG)
— Admin stock genius…
┗ Admin stock genius….
┗ How is this profit margin even possible?
┗ Then does any of the Admin’s actions so far make sense?
┗ LOL, exactly, LOL.
┗ Should I buy some too…?
— It feels like it’s gone up too much, though.
┗ It was 1,000 won ($0.68), and now it’s already 2,000 won ($1.36).
┗ If it doubled, why can’t it triple?
┗ Is that so?
┗ Dude, just buy it quickly, LOL.
┗ It’s not too late yet, go, go, go!
┗ Should I…?
— Sell quickly and cash out!!!
┗ Get lost, troll.
┗ Okay, LOL.
[Title]: Thanks, Fanboys
(Photo showing a 23% profit margin. JPG)
It seems like it’s still not too late.
You guys should buy quickly too, LOL.
Just trust the Admin!!
┗ “Admin” Coin.
┗ I told you, the Admin is a god.
┗ Honestly, he really does seem like a god.
┗ At this rate, shouldn’t he just become a god officially?
— The dopamine is flowing so much my brain is meltinggg…!
┗ Reaching the coin peakkkkk…!
┗ ?
┗ This dude is a cross-dressing Fanboy, LOL.
┗ Ugh, seriously gross, LOL.
┗ But for real, I can’t live without the Admin anymore.
┗ I’m a guy, but this is the truth.
— Admin stock genius, LOL.
┗ For real.
┗ It’s literally duplicating money.
┗ I’m telling you, just press the buy button without thinking.
┗ Isn’t this something only monkeys would do?
┗ Monkeys?
┗ Oh?
[Title]: I’ve discovered the truth, LOL
(Photo of a chimpanzee grinning and giving a thumbs-up. JPG)
Don’t think about anything, just press the “Admin Coin” buy button.
Then go hunt some monsters for a while.
And then?
(Photo showing a 32% profit margin. JPG)
Then press buy again, and when you’re bored, go close an E-rank Gate.
And then?
(Photo showing a 50% profit margin. JPG)
Don’t be a Hunter, be a chimpanzee.
Just shut up and press the buy button, LOL.
— The Chimpanzee Theory from one Hunter Fanboy, LOL.
┗ ???: Don’t think about anything! Just “ook ook” and become a chimpanzee!!
┗ But honestly, this is the correct answer.
┗ Trust the Admin! The Admin is the answer!
┗ Keep pressing buy, and when you need cash, press sell, LOL.
┗ Then my cash gets duplicated and shows up in the gallery account.
┗ Basically a money duplicator, LOL.
┗ For real, LOL, LOL.
┗ LOL.
— Thanks to this method, I hit a coin profit margin of -20%.
┗ ?
┗ How did you even lose money?
┗ For real, how do you lose on Admin Coin?
┗ How did you do that, LOL?
┗ It dipped slightly, and I panicked and sold right away….
┗ Intelligence has returned to you….
┗ If you gain intelligence, you lose money, LOL.
┗ For real, LOL.
“This is… are you a Hunter or a chimpanzee!!”
Hunter Fanboys, diligently living by the creed of Hunters, were slowly transforming into impressive chimpanzees one by one.
“This gallery has turned into a chimpanzee gallery….”
Suddenly, chimpanzee sounds, “Ook ook!”, echoed from every corner of the gallery.
Is it even possible to duplicate money just by pressing buy?
But then again… the coin’s growth rate really doesn’t make sense.
How can it have grown so steeply in just two days?
Then, a Hunter Fanboy whose intelligence hadn’t fully regressed yet appeared.
[Title]: But what’s the principle behind the coin price rising?
I mean, I’m happy it’s going up, but why is it going up?
— Ook eek? (Oh! This one can still speak human language?)
┗ Ook ook? (For real?)
┗ Oook eeeek!! (Buy! Buy!)
┗ Ook eek eek eek!! (All in!)
┗ (Chimpanzee smoking a cigarette meme.)
┗ (Kreeeeh! Chimpanzee meme.)
┗ Are you guys filming Planet of the Apes? LOL.
┗ Speak like humans, LOL.
┗ You’re Hunters, remember, Hunters, LOL.
— (Moru meme.)
┗ (Bear meme.)
┗ (Chimpanzee ? meme.)
┗ Does no one know?
┗ It’s rising anyway, LOL.
┗ Isn’t that great? LOL.
┗ There’s a reason these guys lost money in stocks, LOL.
┗ For real, LOL.
— [Admin]: I don’t know either.
┗ ?
┗ What do you mean you don’t know, LOL?
┗ How can you not know?
┗ The Ex-Admin might know!!!
┗ Oh!?
— [Kallog]: Ook eek!! (Buy! Buy!)
┗ He’s transformed, LOL.
┗ Of course, this idiot doesn’t know anything, LOL.
┗ Current Admin has become a god, while the Ex-Admin has turned into a chimpanzee….
┗ Just a grandma eraser; LOL.
┗ LOL.
“Seriously…? Why is it rising?”
Even though I created Admin Coin, I really don’t know why it’s going up.
Isn’t it just like stocks—if people buy a lot, it rises, and if they sell a lot, it falls?
No. Am I turning into a chimpanzee too? I feel like I’m becoming more and more stupid.
[Title]: You chimpanzees, LOL
Isn’t the Admin Coin rising because the Admin is doing a good job?
— [Admin]: Is that so?
┗ This guy’s a chimpanzee too, isn’t he?
┗ Ook ook? (Kin?)
┗ The Admin is just a total idiot jellyfish sea anemone moron; LOL.
┗ [Admin]: ?
┗ I’m sorry! I’m sorry!!!
┗ [Admin]: Okay.
— Admin Coin rises when the Admin does a good job…. Noted….
┗ Is this true, LOL?
┗ Makes sense, right?
┗ Which cow does a good job?
┗ Black cows work hard, yep.
┗ Dude….
┗ LOL.
— Thanks to the Admin, I recovered all my losses!!!
Two days after the Admin created Admin Coin,
The gallery was filled with posts boasting verification of incredible profits and recovery from losses.
[Title]: HOW DID YOU DO IT!!!
┗ Ook ook! (I pressed the buy button, ㅇㅇ.)
┗ Does pressing buy really restore your losses?
┗ That’s what a coin does, ㅇㅇ.
— I want to recover my losses too!!!
┗ If I don’t earn money this time… I’ll have to take on five requests a day…!
┗ Five requests a day is insane, LOL.
┗ That’s total slave labor, LOL.
┗ Admin-oppa ㅠㅠ, I don’t want to be a slave Hunter ㅠㅠ.
┗ ?
┗ A Slave Hunter’s Life by a Hunter Girl?
┗ This might actually work…?
┗ Admin, lower the coin price!!!!
┗ LOL LOL LOL LOL.
[Title]: [Demon King123] Once Again…! Profits!!!
(An image proving insane profit rates. JPG.)
With these earnings, I held a feast with a group of homeless people!!!
The captain of the homeless crew has officially appointed me as their treasurer!!!
(Photo of a clean piece of cardboard gifted by the captain. JPG.)
This was a gift!!!
I invested the remaining five 1,000 won bills into Admin Coin!!!
As a result, I achieved a total profit margin of 553%!!!
There’s no need to worry about dinner tonight!!!
— Praise… you….
┗ Is that really praise?
┗ This guy sounds painfully smug, LOL.
┗ It’s praise… I mean it…!
┗ But for real, 553% is nuts….
┗ HOW DID YOU DO IT!
— SIR Demon King!! Please teach us investment strategies!!!
┗ [Demon King123]: Miserable humans!! I shall begin the lecture!!!
┗ Please do!!!
┗ [Demon King123]: Admin Coin is more volatile than stocks!!!
┗ [Demon King123]: Therefore, connecting the highs and lows of the 1-minute chart reveals support and resistance patterns!
┗ ?
┗ …
┗ [Demon King123]: This time, the price rebounded without breaking the support line, which signifies an upward pattern!!!
┗ [Demon King123]: Thus, buy and hold until it reaches the resistance line before selling!!!!!
┗ Uh… sure…
┗ I totally get it!…
— Why does Demon King know so much?
┗ For real, this is like a 10 million won seminar.
┗ Sir Demon King, how much money do you have, though?
┗ [Demon King123]: 30,000 won…. ($20.39)
┗ [Demon King123]: I’ll be sharing it with stray cats….
┗ LOL LOL LOL LOL.
┗ Praise~
┗ Praise the cats too~~
[Demon King123] is practically a god of investment.
To a clueless person like me, his theories seem flawless.
Seriously, with this level of talent, why is he living on the streets? Does he lack seed money?
He might soon have a rags-to-riches story ready to unfold.
And why is a homeless person so smart? Could he actually be a real Demon King?
— [Demon King123]: Ahem! Anyway! The essence of buying Admin Coin is!
┗ [Demon King123]: Ultimately, it’s about trusting the Admin and investing!!!!
┗ ?
┗ ??
┗ Trust the Admin and invest?
┗ [Demon King123]: Exactly! From what I’ve observed, the Admin is a figure with high growth potential!!!
┗ [Demon King123]: There’s enough reason to believe in him!!!!
— Trusting the Admin and investing, huh….
┗ Invest in Admin….
┗ Is that what it means?
“The Demon King acknowledged me?”
A bizarre phenomenon occurred where the Demon King (a concept-obsessed nerd) acknowledged me, a former hero (not that anyone believes it).
He’s just a concept nerd, but this feels oddly satisfying.
But the Demon King’s remarks didn’t stop there.
Those remarks started rolling like a massive snowball.
[Title]: Trust the Admin and Invest….
It’s been six years since I became a Hunter and joined the Hansarang Mountaineering Club.
In that time, I’ve crossed countless lines of life and death…. But I’ve never heard such a profound statement before….
To be honest… looking back at the Admin’s actions so far….
Perhaps it was the Admin investing in Hunters all along….
I’m now ready to repay his trust….
— The Admin was investing in us?
┗ That’s right… he poured his abilities into us without hesitation….
┗ But how do we repay him?
┗ By buying….
┗ LOL LOL LOL LOL.
— Ook ook! (Makes sense?)
┗ Oook eeeek! (Inspiring?)
┗ Oook ekk ekk!! (Repaying his trust?)
┗ Oook yek yek!! (So hyped?)
— I’ll trust the Admin and invest!!!
┗ Admin!!! I’ll believe in you!!!
┗ Remember!!!
┗ Glory!
┗ Honor!
┗ Glory!
┗ Honor!
┗ Let’s gooooo!!!
┗ To Mars!!!!
┗ To Mars!!!!
The snowball rolled by the Demon King suddenly sent chimpanzees (actually Hunters) into a frenzy!
The Hunter Gallery resounded with loud “Ook ook!” cries.
[Title]: Admin Coin Reaches New Heights!!!!
Admin!!! Do you see it? Do you hear it? The sound of our beating hearts?
— Admin!! Answer us!!
┗ He hasn’t answered yet!!
┗ It’s because we lack buying power!!!!
┗ It’s because we lack faith!!!
┗ BUY MORE!!!!
┗ NEVER SELL!!!!
┗ Ook ook! (Buy more.)
┗ Oook! (Buy!!)
— Damn!!! Admin Coin’s price isn’t rising anymore!!!
┗ Have we already… hit the limit….
┗ Is this… our limit?
┗ Ook ook! (We need good news!!!)
┗ We need to burn more!!!
— Bring us some good news!!!
┗ Can it be fire?
┗ Fire is still burning, so throw it in!!!
┗ For real?
┗ Throw everything that burns!!!!
┗ Throw in everything red!!!
┗ Throwing it in~~~
[Title]: Brought Fire
(Photo of a Hunter camp on fire. JPG.)
Was cooking with a fireball and missed my aim, hit the camp instead….
— It’s good news!!!!
┗ It’s fire;
┗ Anyway, it’s burning!!!
┗ Red!!
┗ It’s blazing!!!!
┗ Why is it actually rising?
┗ Why the hell is it actually rising, LOL.
┗ Don’t ask! Don’t ask! Just buy!!!
— Does punch fruit work too?
┗ You think it does?
┗ Probably not;
┗ Ook ook (Still, try raising it!)
┗ What kind of punch fruit?
┗ Watermelon punch.
┗ ?
— Ook eeeek (Raise it!)
┗ Ook ook!! (Raise it! Raise it!)
┗ [D-rank Porter]: Gaaaaah!!!
┗ Ook eek!!
[Title]: It’s Punch Fruit, ㅇㅇ
(Photo of watermelon punch made by a foodie. JPG.)
Just made this;;
It’s punch fruit!!!!
┗ Red!!
┗ Good news!!!!
┗ Rising again, LOL.
— Trust the Admin and invest!
┗ Believe in the Admin!!!
┗ Evidence?
┗ “Admin.”
┗ “Confirmed.”
┗ To Mars!!!!
┗ Oook eeeek!!
┗ Ook eeeyak!!
“To Mars?”
The unstoppable Thomas Train of madness had already left the station.
Who could put an end to this frenzy?
No, wait. Why stop it? Let’s just send it all the way to Mars.
The towering red candles of the coin graph stood like Admin’s cannon barrel aimed high.
To push it further, not fire or punch fruit, but genuine good news was needed.
“Should I write a post myself?”
Just as I was about to write a post, a quiet ‘Coin Buy Verification’ post popped up.
“This is… Elsa?”
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