Chapter 62
[Title]: Current Status of Hunter Fanboys Trying to Obtain the True Admin Potion. JPG
(A rough image of bubbling octopus stew. JPG)
For real.
— Damn, it’s well taken. Lol.
┗ Why are all the Hunter Fanboys naked?
┗ Yeah, why are they all naked?
┗ Maybe it’s not them that’s stripped, but their hair?
┗ Shit. LOL.
— Old men. Lol, as expected, they love bathing. Lol.
┗ Hey!!!
┗ You think you won’t lose yours too!!!
┗ I have a full head of hair, though?
┗ How about your parents’ hair!
┗ Still full.
┗ What about your grandpa!
┗ Full as well.
┗ Hold on….
┗ Ah.
┗ The True Admin Potion must exist!!!!!!
┗ LOL, I knew it!!!
┗ LOLLLLLLLL
— What exactly happened between that ‘Hold on’ and ‘Ah’…? Lol.
┗ He realized. LOL.
┗ For real. LOL.
┗ LOL.
While the Admin was throwing Hunter Fanboys into disarray with both the True Admin Potion and the Fake Admin Potion that only sprouts eleven strands of hair…
Many were also making fun of the Balding Squid Squad, but in the end, they too were mere mortals.
They were beginning to despair upon realizing that no one could escape the great vortex of fate called hair loss.
Then, a certain post appeared.
[Title]: [Penny Makes a Mountain] Admin, I am the Guildmaster of the Handful Squad.
(A video of someone bowing in a pretty dress. MP4)
Admin, I humbly request the recipe for the Admin Potion.
We will offer our price first!
As compensation, we are considering giving you 30% of the Handful Squad’s shares.
If you leave a positive reply, I will visit you personally.
— Wait, are they a true beginner?
┗ For real… ;;
┗ Damn.
┗ No way, Penny Makes a Mountain is actually posting in the gallery because of the Admin…?
┗ Wow, first time seeing them here. Damn.
┗ So she really did have an account.
— If it’s 30% of the Handful Squad’s shares, isn’t that just ownership, not a major shareholder?
┗ They’re basically giving away the shares…
┗ Big giver, Big Shareholder Admin. Damn.
┗ For real, Big Shareholder Admin.
┗ Damn.
┗ It suits them. Damn.
┗ Wow.
— Damn, Penny Makes a Mountain is actually really pretty.
┗ For real, her strength overshadowed it, but she really is a beauty.
┗ Beauty Makes a Mountain. Damn.
┗ But have they…
┗ Ever worn such revealing clothes before…?
┗ No, no, Penny Makes a Mountain is always fully armed.
┗ I’ve only ever seen her in armor too.
┗ Her pride is way too strong for that.
┗ This is a true gap moe.
┗ Don’t tell me, it’s for the Admin…?
┗ Even their upper half isn’t properly covered. Damn.
— The strongest hunter,
┗ Made to wear a dress instead of armor. Damn.
┗ The Admin. Damn.
┗ For real, the Orange Badge is too cool. Damn.
┗ [Admin] Oh…. I’m saving this.
┗ [Penny Makes a Mountain] Admin, does the recipe come to mind now…?
┗ Admin, does this jog your memory?
┗ Anything coming to mind?
┗ LOL.
— [Admin] But…. I can’t exactly tell you this….
┗ [Admin] I can’t just say, ‘Make it without thinking!’ right? ;;
┗ [Penny Makes a Mountain] …
┗ ?
┗ No way. LOL.
┗ The scammer Admin. LOL.
┗ Villain Admin. LOL.
┗ Penny Makes a Mountain went this far!!
┗ So 30% shares weren’t the proper price after all. LOL.
I didn’t ask for it. Penny Makes a Mountain posted it themselves.
“So let’s at least actually save it.”
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: Admin ^^ Is Penny Makes a Mountain really that pretty? ^^
— [Admin]: ;;
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: Hm ^^
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: But do you really not remember how you made the Admin Potion?
— [Admin]: For real, I don’t ;; I was never good with my hands ;;
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: Hmm…. Got it ^^
But looking at it like this, she really is pretty. And her figure….
Back when I saw her in person through the doppelgänger, I really didn’t think much of it.
But seeing her in a dress like this makes all sorts of thoughts pop up.
Her upper half might even be more impressive than HunterYaKaeYo’s…?
Then, another post appeared.
[Title]: [Director Lee Seung-cheol] I am the Director of the Hunter Management Bureau.
(A video of him bowing respectfully. MP4)
This is my first time greeting the Admin of the Hunter Gallery directly.
I should have visited personally, but I was lacking.
Thank you for working unofficially to help the hunters.
Though it is shameless, for the sake of public welfare, I ask for the recipe of the Admin Potion.
As compensation, we are considering granting you the autonomous rights to Incheon, which currently has no owner.
This matter has been officially approved on an emergency basis by the President.
— Wait, the Director…?
┗ That’s really him ;;
┗ For real. ;;
┗ Ah, so he’s an Awakened One too.
┗ You really think Lee Seung-cheol is just the Director of the Bureau?
┗ He punched his way to the top, yeah.
┗ Damn… He’s gotta be at least A-rank, lol.
— But even someone as strong as Lee Seung-cheol couldn’t escape the inevitable fate of a full-circle beep…
┗ How could a mere human avoid disaster, lol?
┗ A lowly creature like that, lol.
┗ For real, lolol.
— The man who can move the boss of the Bureau, Admin;;
┗ But the Bureau is an official institution, damn.
┗ I’m more surprised the President approved it.
┗ What’s so surprising, lol? He’s just an ungrateful bastard, yeah.
┗ Should bow his head and receive 100 Presidential Medals immediately.
┗ Now that’s the right move, lol.
— Truly respectable, damn.
┗ For real, just a man who’s achieved success itself;;
┗ Bartering with Incheon’s autonomy, lol.
┗ Is that enough?
┗ It’s not enough, lol.
“I see… The Director must be really stressed….”
Hope was gathering uncontrollably into an enormous Spirit Bomb at the thought that this could finally cure baldness.
— [Elsa]: Admin plans to buy all of Korea. (Discovered national authority level, damn.)
— [Elsa]: Kinda cool, honestly. (Awakened One with national authority level.)
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: Admin-nim ^^ What exactly do you want?
— [Admin]: I don’t want anything;;
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: A Nobel Prize?
— [Admin]: Do those still exist?
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: No idea….
“But seriously… I don’t even know anymore….”
This isn’t a joke. Actually, it was never a joke.
I’m not even shitposting about not going bald.
I just… want to save everyone.
I never realized so many people were suffering.
But if I don’t figure it out exactly, how am I supposed to give them the recipe?
[Title]: Or does Admin seriously not know the formula?
Wouldn’t Incheon’s autonomy at least be worth considering?
— No way, lol. No human would ever agree to that, lol.
┗ Isn’t it basic knowledge to record the formula when making something, lol?
┗ You’d have to be an absolute dumbass to not have it written down.
┗ Maybe…
┗ Admin is just a person too, so he’s making deals with factions.
┗ That sounds about right, yeah.
— If it were me, I’d take Incheon’s autonomy and never hand over the hair loss cure, lol.
┗ I’d honestly aim for the presidency, yeah.
┗ If it’s the hair loss cure, even America would buy it, yeah.
┗ True.
┗ But is America even the same as before the Gate crisis?
┗ Who knows, lol.
┗ You can’t even contact them, so what can you do, lol.
— But what if Admin really can’t make the hair loss cure again?
┗ What if even Admin is racking his brain over this?
┗ What if the cure wasn’t intentional but a complete accident?
┗ SCREAMS!!!
┗ Please don’t say that!!
┗ The Admin Cure is real!!!
Meanwhile, some shattered minds were slowly beginning to mend.
For the first time, I resented God.
This was heavier than being a hero, heavier than running the Hunter Gallery.
Is this the weight of all the world’s baldness?
[Title]: But Admin is kind of bad
(Insert “Are you even human?!” meme.JPG)
He’s holding hair loss hostage to make a deal.
But the deal has to be made anyway, yeah.
┗ Why?
┗ Admin can’t make it alone, yeah.
┗ He’s already monitoring the Free Market, managing the Gallery, and now even dealing with Guild meetings.
┗ You think he can make all the world’s hair loss medicine by himself?
┗ True;;
┗ That makes sense, hm.
— And look at all Admin has done so far.
┗ And people are calling him bad?
┗ For real, lololol.
┗ He did everything!!
┗ Seriously, he did everything;;
┗ lolololol.
— Admin: I was one of the first five Hunters who got the Admin Cure, yeah.
Actually, I’m a member of the Alchemist Guild.
I’ve been researching this.
And surprisingly, all the ingredients are publicly available.
But the mana composition in the formula…
This is something that has never existed in this world.
It’s literally creation from nothing;;
In other words…
If Admin doesn’t reveal the recipe, replicating the cure is nearly impossible….
Or maybe it’ll be rediscovered after the end of the world, lol.
Five Hunters, lolol.
┗ For real, this is some biblical stuff, lol.
┗ [D-rank Porter] Admin Fryer: When He raises His hand, hair shall sprout like a lush meadow. Utopia shall be created.
┗ But no joke, that’s actually true….
┗ This is literally happening, damn.
— The natural timeline is for the cure to be developed after the world ends, Hunters.
┗ There was never supposed to be a timeline where this was made this fast, lol.
┗ Why don’t we cure Alzheimer’s too while we’re at it?
┗ Lmao.
“Let’s try making it one more time.”
I can’t give up here. If it doesn’t work, I’ll just be honest about it.
Let’s slowly retrace my steps. What was I doing before making the Admin Cure?
I was getting lots of hugs from Olaf, who loves warm hugs, until I finally shouted, “Stop…! Stop hugging me!”
Then, I looked at a photoshoot by HunterYaKaeYo and muttered, “Damn… that’s hot….”
And then… I just made it based on intuition.
The process should be similar to the shitty version of the cure.
So what’s the difference between the bad cure and the Admin cure?
“Wait a second… No way!”
A sudden realization hit me like a hammer.
Was it the routine I followed before making it?
— [Admin]: Elsa, send me one more Olaf, yeah?
— [Admin]: Make sure it’s one that loves warm hugs.
— [Elsa]: Got it. (But why…???)
— [Admin]: YaKaeYo, send me another random photoshoot you sent me before, hm?
— [Elsa]: ——
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: Huh…? Okay, lol.
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: But why?
And so, all the necessary materials arrived.
“Stop…! Stop hugging me!”
“Damn… that’s hot….”
After finishing this ridiculous routine, Admin muttered quietly.
“Ah… I’ve done it again.”
There was no doubt. This nonsense was the real deal.
Let’s register it in the Free Market.
[Title]: Wait a sec, five more Admin Cures just got listed;;
Is it another batch of the bad cure, lol?
— Time to verify if the goods actually exist, lol.
┗ Ah, lol, I really have it, I swear, lol.
┗ Ah, lol.
┗ It’s real!!!!
┗ A verification post is up!!
┗ Wow, for real, the hair grew lush and thick!!!
┗ But three out of five were the bad version;;
┗ Still, that means the Admin Cure is real!!!
— It’s really full!!
┗ Admin!!! Please, just release the Admin Cure recipe!!!
┗ At least give us a piece of it!!!
┗ Please!!
┗ I’m begging you!!
┗ I swear I’ll close Gates diligently.
┗ I mean it!!
┗ I’ll give it to my father!!!
[Title]: [Throne Usurper Admin] My Admin Potion Recipe?
┗ I’m a grandpa!!
┗ Can non-Awakened Ones drink it too?
┗ Is that what matters here?
Even beyond the comments, voices could be heard shouting outside the window.
“Admin is a god!!!”
I have no idea why.
But this is the process that must be followed to complete the Admin Potion.
At the very least, replicating a similar process increases the probability of success.
So, what should I do with this recipe now?
Buy half the Earth? Rule Korea? No?
As I said, material things mean nothing to me.
If I had wanted money, I would have made more than enough already.
But if I hand this over to a specific faction, someone will monopolize power. That’s not what I want.
And I can’t just spend my life making Admin Potion either. I have to keep browsing the gallery.
Let’s recall the purpose of the Free Market.
The intent of the Free Market is to reduce hunters’ dependence on me and allow everyone to come together and develop in an entertaining way!
“That means there’s only one answer.”
I will let every faction in Korea research the Admin Potion together and experience unity.
That experience is something only I can give them.
The moment all of Korea’s hunters unite at my gesture? That’s irresistible.
And saving the Balding Squid Squad is also a hero’s duty.
“It’ll take quite a bit of time to mass-produce anyway.”
I wrote down the entire secret recipe and tore it into multiple pieces.
Then, at a leisurely pace, I registered each fragment one by one in the Free Market.
There’s no need to mention how I actually discovered the real Admin Potion recipe or that the Hunter Fanboys had misunderstood everything.
“Because what matters now isn’t the truth, but hope.”
With great flair, the Admin posted a new thread.
[Title]: [Throne Usurper Admin] My Admin Potion Recipe?
(A roughly drawn Gold Roger ‘D’ image. JPG)
If you want it, I’ll give it to you….
Gather all the recipe fragments I’ve posted and study them well!
I have left all the ‘hope’ in this world there!
— [Penny Makes a Mountain] !…
┗ [Director Lee Seung-cheol] !…
┗ [Pokkulom] !..
— It’s the real recipe…
┗ He shared the hair growth potion’s recipe… with no compensation…?
┗ He gave up all material rewards?
┗ Admin!! You’ll regret this for sure!!!
┗ This potion could rule the world!!!
┗ Are you really going to share it!!!!!
┗ [Admin] The world I dream of is one without domination!
┗ What!!
┗ !!!!
— Lies! What’s your true intention!!!
┗ The recipe fragments posted must be Fake Admin Potion!
┗ [Admin] Ah… One day…
┗ [Admin] The day will come when you all understand my ‘true feelings’….
┗ Even though he could have held all the power in his hands….
┗ The Admin gave it up without hesitation….
┗ Such a man… really exists?
┗ I have decided to respect Admin from this day forth!!
— The Great Admin….
┗ He has finally appeared!!
┗ The legendary Unyielding Admin Boy!!!!
┗ What kind of nonsense is this, for real. LOL.
┗ LOLLLLLLL
— [Admin] Director, I have one request.
┗ [Director Lee Seung-cheol] Please speak, Admin…
┗ [Admin] Just put ‘Admin, the developer of the hair growth potion’ in history books and textbooks.
┗ [Director Lee Seung-cheol] That’s all…? You’re okay with that? Not even your real name…?
┗ [Admin] That is enough.
┗ [Admin] Because I am the only Admin who has created the hair growth potion.
┗ [Director Lee Seung-cheol] ….
┗ [Director Lee Seung-cheol] Understood. Thank you.
┗ Absolute legend.
┗ The one and only Admin… ;; Damn.
┗ What is the Ex-Admin even doing?
┗ The current Admin is out here developing hair growth potions, and that one is MIA. Rude bastard. LOL.
┗ [Admin] Also, don’t even think about monopolizing the recipe fragments. LOL.
┗ [Penny Makes a Mountain] We will find such hunters and deal with them.
┗ [Admin] Not like they can develop it alone anyway. ㅇㅇ
┗ [Admin] Try if you think you can. LOL.
┗ [Penny Makes a Mountain] ….
┗ Kyaaaahhh.
┗ Admin… This man… is amazing….
┗ I want him….
Since I can see what each Hunter Fanboy purchases, I can just ban anyone who tries to hoard it.
“But judging from the atmosphere, that won’t be necessary.”
— Admin! Admin! Admin! Admin!
┗ Blood and skulls to the Admin!! Hair growth elixir!!!
┗ ?
┗ Bring the National Assembly to Admin!!
┗ Move it! Move it with magic!!
┗ Oyaji!!!
┗ Uwaaaah!!!
— [D-rank Porter] Come on! Let’s get started!!!
┗ Ukkyaak!! (Admin! Admin!)
┗ Ukkiik! (He truly is a god!!)
┗ These guys have been like this since the coin days. LOL.
┗ If you’re so into it, buy a guild membership, Porter. LOL.
┗ Ukkiik (That’s a bit much)
— Savior.
┗ I want to become Admin.
┗ Damn it, Admin! I like you!
┗ Hold me!!!!!
┗ Losing faith is the same as dying!!
┗ Huh?!
┗ If someone asks about the future of Korea…
┗ Tell them to look up to where Admin stands.
┗ Where even is Admin?
┗ Just type ‘LOL’.
┗ 🖕
And so, the world entered the Great Admin Potion Research Era!
***
The Admin’s post had long since shredded the lower halves of the Hunter Gallery users.
The news spread not just within the Hunter Gallery but even to non-Awakened Ones.
Eventually, all of Korea was abuzz with talk of the Admin Potion.
“Chairman! The transmitter has sent a message!”
“At last! A response from the hunters who crossed the Pacific!!!”
Neil Imnotstrong, Chairman of the U.S. Hunter Association, doubted his own eyes.
“Korea… has conquered baldness?”
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