Chapter 55
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[Written by: Mother-in-law]
[Title: Let’s Watch the New AI VTuber]
The era has turned back to the time of Onmyoji Shikigami to welcome us once again.
Frankly, Wakamo is so old-fashioned that she probably thinks Shikigami and AI are the same thing.
(Link posted by a Japanese journalist.)
Wakamo claimed to have granted “intelligence” to the Shikigami because it couldn’t speak.
How she did it is a mystery, but the fact that it’s connected to the internet is impressive.
No way, this is literally god-tier, damn it LOLOLOLOLO
The ability to stream is only possible because the Tower linked it to the internet.
(Picture of Aoi Asuka.)
As you can see, she’s the ultimate cool, chic type of older sister.
Thick thighs and even a mole.
She’s not just a computer entity—she’s a living Shikigami.
[Summoners] kept bombarding forums asking if they could grant intelligence to their tamed monsters.
Of course, that would be difficult.
Apparently, there aren’t even enough points to buff the Companion skill tree.
Looks like Wakamo poured everything into raising this blockhead of a sister?
-I couldn’t stop laughing when she emotionlessly called out “Line 1.”
ㄴThis is merchandise. We’re selling it cheaply.
ㄴIf someone like her is advertising, even I’d buy it;;;
ㄴHow could you not buy it, damn it LOLOLOLO
-I went to buy Wakamo pillows, but they were sold out. How many did you sell?
ㄴThe manager thought it wouldn’t sell much, so only made 10,000 units.
ㄴShe has over 2 million subscribers. How is that reasonable?
-The part where she got hit with a folding fan was pure comedy.
ㄴIs this traditional Japanese stand-up humor?
-Finally, my Favorite Idol has arrived..!
-The programmers working tirelessly to code, while the manager just “clicks” to autocomplete LOLOLOLO
ㄴBut is it really true that she’s learning from the internet?
ㄴDoesn’t matter to us as long as it’s entertaining, right?
“Hello, everyone. This is Virtual Liver, Wakamo Inarizushi.”
“Greetings, moneybags.”
“You can’t call viewers who came to watch your stream that!!”
“Isn’t it natural to pay money if you’re staring at Wakamo’s chest?”
“Ugh… I only have 1,000 yen in my wallet. Can I get an employee discount…?”
“30 cups worth… how much is that…?”
“My chest isn’t something you pay to see!! Just enjoy looking at it for free!!”
-OhohoLOLOLO Really? LOLOLO
-Now I can openly admit I’m looking at her chest!!
-What’s up with employees wanting to pay money here?
-Their benefits are different from ours~
-I just want to get crushed between her thighs and nap there.
-You’ll end up screaming “Aaagh, the mass!!” if you do.
-Honestly, dying between those thighs would be a worthy death.
-Not entirely wrong.
-But another collab already?
Although she had done collabs before, viewers were puzzled by another one happening so soon.
This time, four people, including Wakamo, were streaming individually.
As for Asuka, while Wakamo didn’t particularly want her to stream, it was necessary to keep an eye on her perspective and include her in clips. Excluding her would be awkward, so Wakamo went ahead with the plan.
“Indeed. Wakamo’s chest is a public good. Be grateful, you lowly creatures.”
-Ahh, thank you.
-That size is truly rare to see anywhere else.
-Her height adds to the impressive chest size…
-But isn’t this harassment? Is this okay?
-Forget that—calling people “lowly creatures” is fine?
-Being insulted by such a beauty is priceless;;
-Sitting comfortably while being openly ridiculed is strangely satisfying.
-All the weirdos with twisted fetishes seem to have gathered…
“Mommy, Asuka wants milk.”
“?”
“?”
“?”
“After researching on the internet, it seems modern society entertains the idea of age regression. Since Asuka is technically 0 years old, it’s theoretically justifiable for her to drink milk. As Wakamo is essentially a mother figure, Asuka should be allowed to nurse.”
With that, Asuka buried her face in Wakamo’s chest and inhaled deeply.
Wakamo, mentally paralyzed and unable to decide where to begin addressing this nonsense, found herself questioning her life choices in the face of Asuka’s absurdity.
-Wakamo seems broken, guys.
-Honestly, if a 0-year-old adult demanded milk, I’d lose my mind too.
-Look at Ichigo glaring with jealousy.
-I think Ichigo believes she also deserves a chance to nurse!!
-Meanwhile, no one’s stopping Pirate from casually popping open a beer can.
“Telling her to spend all day learning from the internet seems to have backfired. So, do you really like breasts that much?”
“Breasts are mere replicas of buttocks!! If Asuka had to choose between the real and the fake, she’d pick the original!!”
“Should I just sit on you with the real thing?”
“Bring it on!”
-The sheer madness of spouting such nonsense with a straight face is overwhelming.
-Honestly, isn’t it kind of enviable…?
-The AI VTuber seems to be living a happier life than humans. Is this okay?
-Wakamo’s mine, you lowly creatures LOLOL Her dominance hits hard…
-Feeling something?
-Yeah, this is kinda doing it for me.
-It’s hilarious how she voices what we’re all thinking LOLOL Is she the viewers’ spokesperson??
“Wakamo’s underwear is black. Asuka’s is just a plain string thong, radiating the ideal eroticism. Even in recent games, her rear view remains unmatched──”
“Stop, stop. How do you turn this thing off? Someone shut it down.”
“Should we get her drunk?”
-Every solution comes down to “alcohol.”
-Just like how fruit wine solves mirages at sea LOLOLOL
-Unlike AI VTubers, physical suppression seems necessary here LOLOL
-Ah, she was about to show it, but why stop her ㅠㅠㅠ
In the middle of the studio broadcast, Asuka attempted to stand up and show off, only to be stopped urgently by Wakamo.
How should Wakamo deal with this malfunctioning Shikigami VTuber who casually announces her owner’s underwear color?
“Friends! Today, there are four of us, so let’s do a collab party! Pirate said it’s a famous game!”
“Does this game have a casino? I heard the Korean version doesn’t, so I imported the Japanese one. Let’s go gamble right now!!”
“It seemed like you’d do that, so I reinstalled it.”
“What… did you say…?”
-That betrayed expression, what is that LOLOLOLOL
-Above the running Pirate is the flying Ichigo…
-When did you think I wouldn’t see this coming?
-Fast… an incredible speed type!!
-So, what are you going to do with it?
“Let’s rob a bank! If not that, hijacking a ship sounds good… or we can sell cocaine to make money!!”
-She’s so consistent that it just makes me laugh.
-If this wasn’t about the game, I’d almost believe she actually did it~
-Honestly, if she weren’t a VTuber, I feel like I’d see her on the front page of the newspaper…
Wakamo was busy smacking Asuka’s head beside her, desperately trying to fix her, while Ichigo and Pirate carried on like they were already used to this.
[GTA5]
A game by Rockstar, renowned globally across Japan, Korea, and the U.S.
It’s a series set in a vast metropolis where players can live freely while engaging in various crimes in a world filled with blood and violence.
It’s popular for viewer participation but can be risky due to hackers potentially raiding streams and causing chaos.
Wakamo had thoroughly prepared for this but also had other games ready just in case things went south.
Even if it wasn’t her preference, having four people meant a much wider range of collaboration possibilities.
Pirate and Ichigo’s duo had good chemistry, and adding Wakamo to the mix enhanced their dynamic. With one more person, even more combinations could be created.
It’s no wonder big-name VTubers divide themselves into teams and collaborate with their colleagues.
It generates synergy.
Unexpected fun is born from the teamwork with companions you haven’t fully figured out yet!!
For Wakamo, who aims for broadcasts solely for the audience, even a Shikigami that she couldn’t grant full “rights” to could be useful as a VTuber tool.
Though it was past the point of being merely concerning—it was outright dangerous…
“Alright! Today, Wakamo Corporation is going to rob a bank!! First, everyone gather at Pirate’s house, as shown on the map!!”
For the mission to proceed, everyone had to meet up first.
Respawning in random locations in the fictional city based on the U.S., the three started moving.
Meanwhile, Pirate, who had played the game extensively to enjoy the casino, was rich, owned many assets, and even had a private house.
So, all she had to do was wait, but she immediately grabbed her car from the parking lot and headed out.
“Let’s go pick them up!!”
-Haha, you’re really going to pick them up, right??
-You’re not going to the casino, are you?
-What’s with drinking with the game character LOLOL
-If Pirate is happy about everything, it’s a win.
-Truly, laughter is Pirate’s specialty.
Pirate accelerated quickly but naturally stopped at a red light.
With free hands, she casually tore a piece of beef jerky and popped it into her mouth.
-Captain, what are you doing?
-Excuse me, Captain, what is this?
“Of course, I’m waiting for the light to change.”
-Are you serious LOLOL
-Who the hell obeys red lights in GTA LOLOLOL
-This is the first time I’ve seen someone stop at a red light in this game!!
-Traffic lights in this game are practically non-existent!!
“Huh? What are you saying? Stopping at red lights is something you learn in kindergarten.”
-What is this? Why are we hearing normal logic right now?
-She usually talks nonsense, but why is she making sense here?
-And what’s with following the lanes LOLOL
-She turned on her blinker!!!!
-What?!?!
“Well, you have to follow traffic laws… I even have a license… geez, the crew is so reckless.”
-??????
-Ah, ah, ah, ah. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
-That guy above lost his mind LOLOLOL
-Wouldn’t you?? LOLOLOL
-Why are we getting scolded? Are we the bad ones???
-Honestly, it’s not wrong, but why do this here LOLOL
-Meanwhile, her driving is flawless, damn it LOLOLOL
“But, the lanes are quite congested… while we’re waiting, should I talk about something? Yesterday, I made Korean-style bibimbap. Instant rice with sausage. Kimuchi!”
-You b****!!!
-Every word she says is pure fire.
-What did you just say??
-Kimuchi?? Kimuchi????
-AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
-And that photo, what the hell!! That’s not bibimbap!!!!
-Cutting sausages and putting kimchi on instant rice doesn’t make it cooking!!!
“Korean seaweed is delicious, though. It’s the best snack with alcohol, isn’t it?”
-Salty + alcohol = delicious.
-Does this Japanese person have two livers?
-Destroy the wrecked liver and rebuild it anew.
-Damn it~ Gojo Pirate!! Are you the strongest even with alcohol??
-But seriously, why is the road still congested LOLOLOL
“Smoosh!! Smoosh!!!”
Ichigo stormed into the fire station and picked up a fire axe.
Without hesitation, she split the head of a firefighter, looted money, and set the fire station ablaze.
-It’s time for the Cultural Revolution!!!
-Instinctively attacking firefighters the moment the game starts, a survival expert.
-Why are the firefighters being killed?
-Because they’re the ones who come to extinguish fires, so better to preemptively kill them ㅇㅇ.
-If Zhuge Liang raided the fire station, he could’ve defeated Sima Yi with fire attacks LOLOL
Ichigo soon discovered a fire truck.
“Friends! Can I drive this?!”
-Yes, you can.
-That’s good news, isn’t it? A comforting sound, isn’t it? The energy is different?
-The thing I love the most is “it’s the price.”
-I’ll borrow it until I die LOLOL
-Ichigo Fire Brigade, coming through!
-As cartoons taught us, fight fire with fire.
-Only firefighters can defeat the police!!!
Ichigo drove the fire truck out and immediately rammed it into a convenience store.
She axed the working clerk and looted the store first.
“Check out Ichigo, here on an errand for her mom but looting everything.”
“100% OFF.”
“Dynamic entry.”
“Today’s living tip: Unmanned stores are great for theft.”
“There was someone here just a moment ago? There isn’t anymore.”
“If you rob a store, you’re a thief, but if you make it unmanned first, it’s not a problem! Awesome!”
-Why is Ichigo so violent LOLOLOL
Watching Ichigo fill her bag to the brim with food, her friends simply laughed, realizing what it truly meant to be a survival expert.
As Ichigo quickly restored her depleted health by eating, she grabbed the wheel and began speeding recklessly down the road.
Ichigo plowed her fire truck into anything and everything, with the police chasing after her in a desperate attempt to catch her.
“Hey, Ichi─”
In the midst of this chaos, Wakamo, who happened to be walking by, was hit by a police car and turned into a cold corpse.
-Wakamo is dead!
-That was like a sitcom, seeing her fly through the air.
-Time to avenge the boss!!
-Burn down the police station that killed the boss….
-If you’ve already hit the fire station, the police station is next LOLOL
-Wait, she’s actually going there?
-What?
“The boss’s revenge!!!”
Instead of a fire truck, Ichigo jumped into a tanker truck filled with fuel at a gas station. She slammed on the gas pedal and sped toward the police station.
“It’s a TANKER!!!”
Jumping out of the driver’s seat just before impact, Ichigo rolled safely away as the runaway tanker slammed into the police station and exploded in a spectacular fashion.
Somehow, Ichigo had already prepared a gas mask, and she put it on as she wielded her axe. Using the flaming police station as her backdrop, she began chopping down officers as they fled the blaze. After changing into a fireproof suit, she dove into the inferno and looted the station’s armory.
-What is even happening right now?
-It’s a full-blown disaster war!!
-Ichigo’s unstoppable emperor’s blood is flowing…
-Oh, so this is what Dynasty Warriors is like. Pretty fun.
-Who could beat a modern-day Liu Bei with a gun?
-Why is her preparation so thorough LOLOL
-I just got here—why is Ichigo suddenly an axe murderer?
-She’s burning the city that killed the boss.
-So, Ichigo, what’s next?
“I’ll go grab a tank, drag it to Pirate, and blow her head off!”
-Don’t move! I’ll bring a tank right now!
-It’s Tiananmen time! Prepare the tank!!
-Ah… Brother… I’ll take care of those Japanese bastards….
-How far back in time are you planning to go, you lunatics?
-Also, you’re not supposed to be fighting Pirate LOLOL
-Where is Wakamo, and what is she doing!!
“Greetings, inferior beings.”
-Greetings, superior lifeform.
-But why are we inferior?
-Look at yourself, and it’s obvious.
-Yeah, kind of looks like you belong under the sea LOLOL
-Still, can we change it to something less insulting?
“Got it, losers.”
-LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
-LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
-Oh LOLOL Put a heart emoji at the end!!!
“Losers~♥ Watching this stream during lunch, huh? Got nothing else to do~? How pathetic~ You’re so pitiful that Asuka is here to play with you.”
-This is it, this is it, this is it.
-Please do ASMR!!!!!
-The ecstasy of this voice ringing in my ears… Is this mesugaki?
-She’s not even mesu or gaki, though.
“FYI, mesugaki is a Japanese term for a bratty girl. Aoi Asuka calling viewers ‘losers~♥’ means she knows you like it. Miserable pigs. Be grateful to Wakamo for allowing you to watch this stream.”
-Shouldn’t you say it more kindly?
“Precious little piggies~ Please like and subscribe to our channel~ Then I’ll insult you some more!”
-Instantly clicked.
-I already liked it, so I clicked twice more.
-Look at these pathetic pigs doing exactly as they’re told LOLOL
-An AI-run broadcast for the new age… just taking orders.
-Show us your armpit!
“You depraved pigs. Is this what you want? Look all you want.”
Asuka turned sideways, showing off her side chest, armpit, waistline, and hip curves.
-This is broadcasting.
-This is the hope for humanity’s future… Or not?
-So, back in the day, Onmyoji used to have Shikigami like this?
-Just how much have we lost over the centuries.
-I want to switch to [Summoner] too!!!!
-So, what are you going to do now?
“Asuka, following Wakamo’s orders, is heading to the house of an alcohol addict. The shortest route has been calculated with navigation, and the most beneficial path along the way has been plotted, so there’s no issue.”
Asuka casually shot someone in the head while passing by.
Viewers, aware that a new user couldn’t possibly have access to a gun, displayed question marks above their heads.
-Where did you get the gun?
“I hacked a cheat tool to obtain it. Asuka can access the internet and perform all calculations, dominating network systems and maximizing broadcast efficiency. To put it simply, Wakamo said my intelligence was lacking, so I invested 1,000 bonus stat points into intelligence.”
-What???
-LOLOLOL Is that even allowed???
-Shikigami allocating stat points on their own, is this legit LOLOLOL
-Why does she even have that many bonus points LOLOLOLOL
“There’s no problem. Wakamo told me to raise intelligence, so I did. And for a more agile day, the remaining points were put into agility. I’ve also acquired the typing speed necessary for internet communities. Wakamo, look! Asuka is protecting VTubers on the internet!! With meticulous AI logic, I’ve overwhelmed them online!!”
-The issue isn’t the internet; it’s the fact that she’s learning from the admin….
-Wait, were the spam posts in the community from Asuka?? LOLOL
-Is the culprit behind all the sudden promotional posts for cafes an AI VTuber…?
-If this is the new era of Skynet, I’m fine with it.
-If mass production becomes possible, please send one to my house too.
“Rest assured, inferior beings. When Wakamo conquers Korea, she will turn you all into VTubers. Humans without VTuber accounts will not even be issued citizenship.”
-What kind of terrifying, law-defying idea is this…!!
-I was so shocked that I wet myself on the spot.
-If I’m going to do this, I might as well embrace the path of female corruption!!
-No, don’t do it. Resist, you lunatic.
“By taking down the main admin of the Virtual YouTuber Gallery, Asuka will claim the position for herself. She has a grand plan to weed out disobedient elements who don’t follow Wakamo and send them cursed images through their accounts.”
-In a different sense, this is both brutal and horrifying…
-No, this isn’t Skynet—it’s Ultron!!!
-Argh!! My mailbox just got a picture of my grandma…!!
-Please, anything but homo memes…!!
-What kind of insane super-network terrorist did they create!!!
With every word she spoke, Asuka was figuratively setting her broadcast ablaze in an entirely new way.
Her abilities as a Virtual YouTuber AI didn’t just surpass normal thinking—they bordered on the nightmarish fusion of humanity-threatening concepts.
From hacking online games to arming herself with guns and summoning tanks, Asuka’s powers left her viewers laughing in utter disbelief.
Even as they feared that she might be able to hack into anything if she wanted, they simply laughed endlessly, attributing her chaotic tendencies to the influence of her admin, Wakamo.
“This is so easy and fun. I’m enjoying it!”
Striking a ridiculous pose, Asuka was now recklessly driving a tank—not on the road but on the sidewalk.
-Wait, why are you driving on the sidewalk?
“The sidewalk is wider. Plus, I can kill insignificant data scraps along the way to earn money.”
-Seriously, you’re merciless in a whole new sense…
In the midst of her rampage, a dog appeared, and Asuka veered smoothly to avoid it.
-Why didn’t you hit the dog?
“My YouTube account might get suspended. If Wakamo can’t broadcast, it’s a catastrophe. Also, a dog’s life is precious.”
-Dog > Human.
-Animal protection groups are going to love this video.
-Humans are plentiful; losing a few is fine.
-Killing humans is the true eco-friendly choice!!
-And she’s still looking at us, flashing V-signs and winking as if nothing’s happening.
-I’m new to this channel. Who should I pick as my Oshi?
“Oshi?”
Unlike the other three, Asuka responded to every comment in the chat. She turned to face the viewers, leaned closer, and created the illusion that she had them cornered against a wall.
“Just make Aoi Asuka your Oshi. Chu~”
With a wink and an over-the-top fan service kiss, Asuka sent the chat into an uncontrollable frenzy.
But as the chat exploded and Asuka’s system seemingly overloaded, she abruptly collided with Pirate, who had been waiting at a traffic light.
Boom.
-In the end, she hit Pirate with a tank.
-Ichigo’s paradox Woah….
-Is this the prophecy’s inevitability or what?
-It’s hilarious how her system overloads when there’s too much chat activity.
-The way her vision shakes like an earthquake is killing me.
-Earthquake?
-Whoa, calm down, everyone… Hold it in.
After going on a wild spree, Ichigo finally managed to loot a military base and obtain a tank.
Meanwhile, Asuka outright hacked into the system, disarming the police and equipping herself with firearms before arriving on the scene.
Pirate, who had respawned at home with a dumbfounded expression, was still trying to grasp the situation.
“Why did it take me an hour to gather here! Am I the last one? Well, at least I made it!”
And despite being terrible at the game, Wakamo cheerfully arrived and threw her hands up in celebration.
Crash.
The tanker Ichigo had launched earlier fell on top of Wakamo, killing her instantly.
“Ah.”
-LOLOLOLOL
-LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
-Ah LOLOL What the heck LOLOLOLOLOL
-Look at Ichigo’s face LOLOLOLOL
-I’m dying of laughter. My stomach hurts. Someone save me.
Gathering everyone was already exhausting, but all Wakamo had accomplished so far was getting hit by a car, shot by stray bullets, and crushed by a tanker.
Deciding that a regular collab was impossible with this chaotic trio, Wakamo chose to switch games.
“Let’s try a peaceful game where you run a newly opened tavern, gather ingredients, level up, and unlock crafting options in a fantasy pub management simulation!! Let’s enjoy this for a while!”
-A peaceful game is only possible with this many people.
-But there’s bound to be someone drinking the alcohol they’re supposed to sell.
-Is it okay to put a Chinese player in the kitchen?
-Even before starting, the atmosphere is strangely ominous…
As soon as the game began, they saw a single building and a store in front of it.
The store sold everything from axes to seeds, and they decided to follow the quests step by step: set up the kitchen and divide tasks among themselves.
They gathered firewood, hunted, farmed, and prepared food.
Everyone had roles, from cooking to serving dishes and managing staff.
“When you fill your hunger without being bound by time or society, for a brief moment, you become truly free… I’m hungry now…”
“Stop eating!!”
To everyone’s surprise, the one eating the food was Asuka, prompting Wakamo to kick her out to handle serving instead.
Surely, with 1,000 points invested in intelligence, she should at least be capable of that!! No one expected her to have the autonomy to allocate her own bonus stats freely.
If she can purchase stats on her own, does that mean Wakamo’s supposed ownership over her is meaningless? Is she really a Shikigami, or just a parasite?
“Pirate, go fetch seeds, do some farming, hunt, and bring back materials.”
“Why do I have so much to do, Boss?”
“Because you’re the youngest.”
-Ah LOLOL The youngest always gets bossed around LOLOLOL
-It’s common sense to work Japanese migrant workers to the bone.
-Even the Unicorn Girl proved that.
-Is that woman here?
-Suspiciously diligent Japanese VTubers…
With a hoe in hand, Pirate farmed outside, chopped wood with an axe, and fetched water from the well. While she busily moved about, Ichigo was cooking.
Standing in front of the pot, Ichigo pondered her limited recipe options before boiling a wooden plank.
“Even tree bark is edible if you boil it!”
-The survival cuisine of a professional apocalypse expert begins!!
-Ichigo is throwing everything she can find into the pot.
-In a way, cooking is like alchemy, after all~
-But then, what about Wakamo, who’s making plain barley porridge next to her!!
-Ichigo just loves copying whatever her mom does…
-Wait, nobody’s going to stop her?
“Who cares? It’s not like I’m the one eating it.”
-This restaurant is a complete mess LOLOL Two bowls, please.
-A single glance at the manager’s chest while taking a bite makes this the world’s best cuisine.
-I heard this place has gourmet food.
-Once you’ve seen it, there’s no escape from this homegrown madness.
“Wakamo, there’s a customer approaching.”
“Alright, Asuka. Go take their order and serve them.”
“Yes.”
Asuka opened the door and stared at the distant figure approaching the restaurant, waiting with a polite smile.
As soon as the customer stepped in, she loudly exclaimed:
“A hobo~ has arrived~♥”
-Oh, so this is what kind of place it is?
-The service here is killer, really.
-Let’s make our collab cafe based on this concept.
-A sneak peek at the Wakamo collab café LOLOL
-Forget maid cafes—Virtual YouTuber cafes are the future!!
“Did you come all the way here just to drink this piss-like beer? So gross~♥”
Pouring a yellow-colored beer and serving it, Asuka’s insane remarks echoed through the restaurant. Meanwhile, Wakamo’s face turned as red as the beer was yellow.
“A weakling who can only chew on barley porridge~♥”
“A beggar eating baked potatoes in a place like this~ So pitiful~♥ Here, ahhh~”
“It’s hot, so eat slowly~ And don’t gobble it up like a pig~♥”
“You losers begged for it, so I’ll even twerk~♥”
With a triumphant expression, Asuka climbed onto the table but made no attempt to clear the dishes.
Instead, Aoi Asuka began her insane twerking, which Wakamo stopped by kicking her down.
“A streamer dances when given a tip,” Asuka said.
“That’s a stripper!!!”
“Showing something fun and getting paid for it—what’s the difference?”
-Well, she has a point LOLOL
-Physical labor for money… it’s not completely wrong…
-The absurd gap created by just one letter.
-So, when will this insult-themed cafe open in Korea?
-At this point, just install a pole in the middle.
“Asuka agrees to do pole dancing to attract customers and increase Wakamo’s followers. In exchange, I demand Mommy’s milk.”
“And why do I have to give you that?”
“Because recharging a servant’s mana with it is common sense.”
-Ah… Wakamo doesn’t know…
-Familiars do restore mana like that, technically…
-Suddenly, the atmosphere feels like an adult game.
-Who said [TYPE-FATE] was an adult game?!
-So, work hard and get Wakamo’s milk as a reward? I’ll do it too!!!
-You can work me to death for 20 hours, but please, let me be your doormat!!!
-I don’t need minimum wage or tips. Just make me Asuka’s chair.
“Asuka doesn’t require a day off in 24 hours, so she doesn’t need a chair. But she could accept being carried around as a pig.”
-Buhihit buhihit buhihit!!
-Oink oink oink kuhihik!!
-Do I just need to authenticate my Doraemon hands?
-It’s my time to show off my premium body…!!
“Hey! Another hobo is here!”
“Manager… you should be working… stop being lazy.”
“Why am I being treated like I don’t work…?”
-Well… it’s because you really don’t…
-Go cook, Mom.
-Or at least do the dishes LOLOL
-Housework is obviously for Mom.
-Moms aren’t slaves, you bastards.
-Yeah, they’re girlfriends.
-What did you just say, you crazy bastard?!
-Get out, you incest freak!!
Carrying empty plates and washing dishes, Wakamo was filled with confusion and suspicion.
She was the owner, not Asuka, so why did it feel like Wakamo was being treated as the subordinate?
Meanwhile, Asuka started doing windmills on the table, but Wakamo ignored her.
This insane VTuber would output anything you input, making her completely uncontrollable.
“I~ hate this countryside~ I~ hate this countryside~ I’m going to Tokyo~ If I get to Tokyo, I’ll save up some money~ and herd cows in Tokyo~”
Despite the bar descending into chaos, outside, Mare Pirate was humming a song titled ‘I’m Heading to Tokyo’ while farming.
As she worked tirelessly, singing labor songs and dancing with her shoulders swaying, even the sailors watching in the chat began spamming waves of comments.
“Yaren soran soran soran soran soran~♪ Did the herring arrive? The seagulls are crying~ The silver scales make the shallows glimmer, choi!”
Heading to the river, she retrieved fishing traps, threw nets, and cast fishing lines, humming the Japanese folk song Soran Bushi.
“Yase eeyan sanno dokkoisho, haa dokkoisho dokkoisho!”
Completely immersed in her world, Mare Pirate forgot she was streaming, shaking her waist joyfully as she caught fish and laughed.
“Drinking after a hard day’s work is the best.”
-Captain, could it be that you have a talent for labor?
-This migrant worker seems surprisingly skilled at manual labor.
-She seems to enjoy grueling, backbreaking work…
-She’s farming, fishing, drawing water—all incredibly tough, yet oddly soothing LOLOL
-But isn’t the Captain drinking?
“What? What are you talking about? Drinking while working is a big no-no. Sailors have no common sense.”
-But you drank earlier!!!!
-Why are you making it sound like we’re the ones in the wrong?!
-Guys LOLOL Asuka just bowed deeply to the channel manager LOLOL
-New-age handstand bowing as an apology LOLOL
-This channel never lets you catch your breath LOLOL
-Meanwhile, Wakamo gave up everything and turned on the VTuber stream, holy crap LOLOLOL
-Is Ichigo cooking or doing alchemy?
-By the way, she just suggested using corpses as fertilizer. Is this okay?
-Some restaurants, you can only eat at once.
“Oggyah-cha~ rowing the boat on the grass~♪”
-Why are they singing here LOLOLOLOL
-We don’t know LOL Just enjoy it LOLOL
That day, Mare Pirate’s labor song was uploaded to the community.
The flashy performances and insults of the new-age AI VTuber drew some questionable viewers, despite the ethical issue of calling people hobos and pigs—but since she wasn’t human, it was deemed “acceptable.”
Wakamo, however, had no intention of creating a separate channel for Aoi Asuka. Instead, the comment section was flooded with protests to “Free Asuka!” while Wakamo took the blame.
Of course, the broadcast exploded into chaos when Asuka, while bowing deeply, accidentally revealed her thong as her skirt slipped down.
Wakamo Inarizushi ended up getting a yellow strike from YouTube.
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